Monday, June 28, 2010

Marathi Prashna | Marathi Questions

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Thursday, June 17, 2010

Here we have tried to imagine what these two richest of the world, the famous IT-mammoths Steve Jobs of Apple and Bill Gates of Microsoft might be discussing. Very wild imaginations.. Enjoy!!
 
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Monday, June 7, 2010

Poem - Jassechya Tase

 
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Poem - Engineering Engineering!!


Engg engg म्हणजे नक्की काय असतं???
Engg engg म्हणजे नक्की काय असतं???
pass out होणार्याला एकदम easy असतं.
suffer करणार्याला मात्र डोंगराएवढ ओझ असतं,
तरीही तुम्हा आम्हाला न सुटलेल कोडं असतं.

Engg engg म्हणजे नक्की काय असत???
सुरुवातीला distinction मिळ्वण्याच स्वप्न असतं.
पण हळुहळु झिरपत जावून,
४० मिळवण्यावरच ठेपलेल असतं.

Engg engg म्हणजे नक्की काय असतं???
एटीकेटी मिळ्वणर्याला ते थोड हायस असतं.
All clear म्हणजे मरण्याआधी अमृतासारख असत,
Y. D. वाल्यांना पायाखालची जमीन हरपल्यासारख असतं,
critical असणार्याना तर टांगत्या तलवारीसारख असतं.

Engg engg म्हणजे नक्की काय असतं ?
Write ups म्हणजे सारं काही असतं,
पण तेही लेखपालासारख उतरवलेल असतं.
Completion म्हणजे डोक्यावरच ओझ खांद्यावर असतं,
रात्र-रात्र जागून केलेल ते एक decoration असतं.

Engg engg म्हणजे नक्की काय असतं???
PL मध्ये अभ्यास करणार्याला ते ठावुक असतं,
Concept समजण्याआधी रट्टा मारलेल ते एक पारायण असतं,
तर न समजता पेपरमधे उतरवलेल ते एक व्याख्यान असतं.

Engg engg म्हणजे नक्की काय असतं???
७५% attendance च्यामागे पळत असलेल कासव असतं,
तर defaulter मध्ये आल्यावर
पळ काढन्यासाठी reason enough असतं,
attendance मिळाल्यावर मात्र आभाळ पुरेसं असतं.

Engg engg म्हणजे नक्की काय असतं???
४ वर्षे पूर्ण झाल्यावर,
काय शिकलो हा अनुत्तरित प्रश्न असतो.
तर campus मधून place झालेल्या बुडत्यांना काडीचा आधार असतो.
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असं हे Engg नामांकित पण भेदरलेल पिल्लू असतं.














bahutek sagalya lokana he short form mahit asatil pan tarihi...
Engg- engineering
Y.D - year down
PL - preparation leave
 

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Eye Opener for all Parents

Eye Opener for all parents

A teacher from Primary School asks her students to write an essay about what they would like God to do for them...

At the end of the day while marking the essays, she read one that made her very emotional.

Her husband, that had just walked in saw her crying and asked her: - What happened?

She answered - Read this. It's one of my student’s essays…

“Oh God, tonight I ask you something very special: Make me into a television. I want to take its place. Live like the TV in my house.

Have my own special place, and have my family around ME. To be taken seriously when I talk....

I want to be the centre of attention and be heard without interruptions or questions. I want to receive the same special care that the TV receives when it is not working. Have the company of my dad when he arrives home from work, even when he is tired.

And I want my mom to want me when she is sad and upset, instead of ignoring me... And...

I want my brothers to fight to be with me... I want to feel that family just leaves everything aside, every now and then, just to spend some time with me. And last but not least make it that I can make them all happy and entertain them...

Lord I don't ask you for much... I just want to live like every TV “ At that moment the husband said: - 'My God, poor kid. What horrible parents!

She looked up at him and said: - 'That essay is our son's!!!

Be an Indian | Proud to be Indian

An American Visted India n Went Back..

Where He Met an Indian Frnd Who Asked "HoW WAS MY COUNTRY"??
American-"It's a Great Country, With Solid Ancient Histry & Immensely Rich with Natural Resources.."

He den Proudly Asked "HoW DID U FIND INDIANS"?
American-"Indians,Who Indians? I didn't Find or Meet a Single Indian dere.."

Indian-"What Nonsense? Who else can u meet?"

American-"In Kashmir a Kashmiri?
In Punjab Punjabi
In Bihar Bihari
In Maharashtra Marathi
In rajsthan Marwadi
In Bengal Bengali
In TamilNadu Tamilian

Also met

A Muslim
A Hindu
A Jain
A Buddhist n

Many many more but my 'Indian' frnd NOT A SINGLE INDIAN DID I MEET!"


Think How Serious This Joke Is,

The day would not be far off,

When indeed we would become a collection of Nation States as Some Regional n Anti-National Politicians Want!

*FIGHT BACK,

ALWAYS SAY- I AM AN INDIAN!

Request you all to contribute in awareness by forwarding this!

With warm regards,
No Name,
Just INDIAN

Friday, June 4, 2010

Tendulkar Aarati


सुखकर्ता दुःखहर्ता वार्ता आनंदाची !
अविस्मरणीय खेळी तुझी द्विशतकाची !
सर्वांगी सुंदर उधळण चौकारांची !
आकाशी झळके माळ उत्तुंग षटकारांची !

जय देव जय देव जय तेंडुलकरा !
तुझ्या चरणी माझा मानाचा मुजरा !
जय देव जय देव ..

१४७ चेंडू खेळपट्टी वरी उभा !
सर्व गोलंदाजांची दिसे दिव्य शोभा !
मदतीला कार्तिक पठाण धोनी आले गा !
धावांचा डोंगर उभा राहिला बघा !

जय देव जय देव जय तेंडुलकरा !
तुझ्या चरणी माझा मानाचा मुजरा !
जय देव जय देव ..

दुमदुमले मैदान झाला जल्लोष !
थरथरला गोलंदाज मानिला खेद !
कडाडली बॅट चेन्डुचा शिरच्छेद !
असामान्य अद्भुत शक्तिचा शोध !

जय देव जय देव जय तेंडुलकरा !
तुझ्या चरणी माझा मानाचा मुजरा !
जय देव जय देव..


घालीन लोटांगण वन्दिन चरणं !
डोळ्याने पाहिले द्विशतक तुझे !
पोस्टर लावूनि, आनंदे पुजिन !
भावे ओवाळीन, "सचिन" नामा !

त्वमेव ब्रॅडमन, बॉर्डर त्वमेव !
त्वमेव गावसकर, लारा त्वमेव !
त्वमेव फलंदाज, गोलंदाज त्वमेव !
त्वमेव क्षेत्ररक्षक, ऑलराउन्डर त्वमेव !

गुड लेन्थ टाकले, यॉर्कर टाकले !
बाउन्सर टाकले , व्यर्थ सारे !
ड्राइव्स तू मारले, पुल तू मारले !
फ्लिक्स तू मारले, सार्थ सारे !

हरे सचिन, हरे सचिन, सचिन सचिन हरे हरे
हरे तेंडुलकर, हरे तेंडुलकर, तेंडुलकर हरे
हरे !!

Witty Four-Liners

Roses are red, violets are blue  
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too                            
Not in a cage but laughing at you...










Twinkle Twinkle little star                                                
You should know what you are                                              
And once you know what you are                                            
Mental hospital is not so far. 









The rain makes all things beautiful.                                      
The grass and flowers too.                                                
If rain makes all things beautiful                                        
Why doesn't it rain on you?  










I wrote your name on sand it got washed.                                  
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.                              
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And....
I got a heart attack straight away...










God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.                                      
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi                                        
HE saw me in dark, HE created light                                        
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.


ENJOY!!! 

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Advertise of English Speaking Class

Now-a-days, Indian IT is providing the bulk of employment.India is the most favorite location to outsource the IT and related work in the world. But most other countries are catching-up fast. India needs the younger generation to be good in English to compete with the other countries. Considering this need of learning English, many English teaching classes are cropping up in India. Here is the advertise of one such class. You can easily foresee the future of India by looking at this advertise.


 
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Enjoy!!!

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Marathi Poem Remix | Vidamban

Here is a famous marathi poem - Kana (कणा) written by a great marathi poet - Kusumagraj. And below the poem, there is a remix (Vidamban - विडंबन ) of the poem by a copmuter engineer. Enjoy!! you will like it.

 
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Typical Human Beings | Typical Human Nature

They say "Grass at the other-side is always greener." Here's a picture describing its meaning. Really, a picture is worth a thousand words. Isn't it?

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Tuesday, June 1, 2010

FunToon - Human Tendancy


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