All new series of Rajanikanth:
Rajanikanth was shot today... Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral!
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Rajanikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'!
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Rajanikanth can draw a straight line with a compass!
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Rajanikanth knows who let the dogs out!!
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Rajanikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale!
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The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajanikanth`s signature!!!
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Rajanikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!!
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Rajanikanth is the secret of Boost`s
energy;
and Complan is a Rajanikanth boy!
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Rajanikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but
Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!!
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Intel's new ad: "Rajanikanth Inside"
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When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajanikanth.
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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . .
Because, RAJANIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at
him!!!
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The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!
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An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajanikanth stopped it in Lonawala!
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Rajanikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
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Only Rajanikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.
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Rajanikanth is the person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
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Rajanikanth went to the world cooking championship...of course Rajani
won. But guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.
