Marathi PJ

Here are some marathi PJ's. Enjoy!!!!!

The African Road Safari - IV

The African Road Safari - III

Asking for lift??

The African Road Safari - II

Elephants wandering. See the lil one.

Ohh!!! We can imagine the size of elephant from this picture.

The African Road Safari - I

The tourism industry in Africa is booming. Whenever we think of Africa, a thought of African Safari flashes into our mind. Isn't it? Below are some pictures where African animals are wandering on roads and tourists are enjoying African Road Safari.

Ohh! Cheetah on road!!!

It's tiger this time. Well, its very dangerous to get out of your vehicle.

Cheetah again

Is that Hippo???

Ohh GOD! Rhino!! you cant drove past him. By the way who is on Safari?

Nature Wonders - Blue Holes

Blue holes are giant and sudden drops in underwater elevation that get their name from the dark and foreboding blue tone they exhibit when viewed from above in relationship to surrounding waters. They can be hundreds of feet deep and while divers are able to explore some of them they are largely devoid of oxygen that would support sea life due to poor water circulation - leaving them eerily empty. Some blue holes, however, contain ancient fossil remains that have been discovered, preserved in their depths.

Exams - The IPL way

So far, world has witnessed only two seasons of IPL. But, IPL has really changed the cricket. Cricket has achieved new excitment levels due to IPL. And now, after second season is over, media is debating over IPL's role in Team India's early debacle in World Cup T-20. Well, we are here for fun and we wont discuss those things anymore. Instead lets infuse some IPL rules for exams to make them more spicy. Following are some rules, you can comment your funny rules.

1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50.
2. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes.
3. 1st 15 minutes power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall. ( everyone will love this....!!!)
4. Introduce fair play awards.
5. If any wrong question is asked you can give your own answer for the next question..thats FREE HIT.
6. Cheer girls to cheer for every correct answer written....!!!

Howz that!!!!!!!!!

Nature Wonder - Columnar Basalt

When a thick lava flow cools it contracts vertically but cracks perpendicular to its directional flow with remarkable geometric regularity - in most cases forming a regular grid of remarkable hexagonal extrusions that almost appear to be made by man. One of the most famous such examples is the Giant's Causeway on the coast of Ireland (shown above) though the largest and most widely recognized would be Devil's Tower in Wyoming. Basalt also forms different but equally fascinating ways when eruptions are exposed to air or water.

Bill Gates Speech

Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good,politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Wedding invitaion - the zoozoo effect

The zoozoo ads of Vodaphone hit bulls eye in no time. The zoozoo ads proved a great hit in all-age viewers from grand-son to granpa. Such is the charisma of these zoozoo that someone has even designed his wedding invitaion using zoozoo's. Following image will show you the popularity of zoozoo.

Nature Wonder - Sailing Stones | Moving Stones | Moving Rocks of the death valey

The mysterious moving stones of the packed-mud desert of Death Valley have been a center of scientific controversy for decades. Rocks weighing up to hundreds of pounds have been known to move up to hundreds of yards at a time. Some scientists have proposed that a combination of strong winds and surface ice account for these movements. However, this theory does not explain evidence of different rocks starting side by side and moving at different rates and in disparate directions. Moreover, the physics calculations do not fully support this theory as wind speeds of hundreds of miles per hour would be needed to move some of the stones. Some stones travelled in one direction for some distance then changed the direction and travelled some more distance. No stone is moved in summer. All movements are said to be occured in winter.

Ekach pyala - Dhamal marathi drunk-toons

IPL Toons - IV

After CA (Cricket Australia) threw Andrew Symmonds out of team for his bad behaviour, he is trying to behave like gentleman to restore his cricketing career. He used big stage of IPL for the same. 

There was so much controversy around the strategy-break of 7 minutes after 10 overs. But in the first match of IPL season 2, a dog came in the ground and wasted around 10 minutes of the game.

Mr. Buchanan, the coach of KKR came up with the idea of multiple-captains. The controvery over this theory backfired KKR so much that the team is at bottom of the point-chart. Everyone made fun of Buchanan for his idea. 

Nowadays, the Worldcup (T-20) winning Indian captain - Mahi has too much occupied the air time of TV through advertises and failed to deliver for his IPL team - Chennai Super Kings.

IPL Toons -III

The most glamorous team in IPL - KKR failed miserably. There was also some fake blogger blogging by the name of KKR player. The KKR owner - King Khan - was very upset with his teams performance.

IPL is a brainchild of Mr. Lalit Modi. And he did not let go a single opportunity to drag limelight on himself.

KKR was a team in controversies even before starting of the season for its multi-captain theory. The theory has hurt the most controversial man of Indian cricket - Dada as it was targeted to remove him from captaincy.

IPL Toons - II

England Cricket Star Kevin Pitersen (KP) is the most expensive buy in IPL so far. Also he failed miserably to prove his cost.

Dwayne Bravo - the Windies allrounder - did not play the test against England due to ankle injury. At the same time he played in IPL for Mumbai Indians without hint of injury. 

The dashing delhi opener Viru did not fire in this season of IPL. He continued to get out with irresponsible shot.

IPL Toons - I

The second season of IPL is over and here we are with the IPL Toons. These IPL Toons address the incidents, to be precise controversial incidents occured during IPL season 2. So lets start with our IPLToons. 

Chris Gayle reached for England Test series just before 2 days of first test to play for KKR in IPL.

The commentators made so many mistakes.

Some bollywood stalwarts suddenly realised the closeness with the city of which they owned a IPL franchise.

After a great debacle in last IPL season and being booed as the Test team in IPL, Dr. Vijay Mallya-owner of Bangalore Royal Challenger - himself was involved in the team-building and team-stratigies for this season. 

NCP's Clock

Last month, Indian citizens excersised their right of voting and elected the next government. Before elections, many small-regional-party leaders were hopeful for the PM's job. But Indian citizens voted for the right persons. Election was a great set-back for many such leaders. Mr. Sharad Pawar, the maratha heavy-weight was one of them. Sharad Pawar belongs to NCP (Nationalist Congress Party) . The election sign of NCP was Clock. See what happened to the NCP's clock after elections.