Domain Knowledge is Very Important!!!

There was this family with one kid. One day the mother was out and dad was in charge of the kid, who just turned three.

Someone had given the kid a little 'tea set' as a birthday gift and it was one of his favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when kid brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea from father, kid’s Mom came home.

Dad made her wait in the living room to watch the kid bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!'

Mom waited, and sure enough, the kid comes down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then she says to him, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??'

J ....Mothers know!!

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Domain knowledge is very important!!! Else your supplier will trick you......

FunToon - Real Life Scenario | Hum Tum

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More FunToons

Indian Cricket team for World cup 2011 | Sachin mania continues

Here is a photograph of the strongest possible Indian squad which can win the world cup 2011.

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Really, Sachin Tendulkar rules the heart of Indian cricket enthusiasts. No one can think beyond Sachin.

Windows at your finguretip | Commands for commanding Windows

Windows Run Commands

Most of the PC's around the globe are operated using Windows operating system. Most of us use Windows in our day-today activities. So, lets have some fun with the Windows OS. 

Wants to Browse work faster in windows? Remember these commands. Using these commands will really save a lot of time. There are many Commands which even uber computer enthusiasts might not have ever knew. So, what are we waiting for? here's a list of 112 run commands.

Accessibility Controls------- access.cpl
Add Hardware Wizard------- hdwwiz.cpl
Add/Remove Programs------- appwiz.cpl
Administrative Tools------- control admintools
Automatic Updates------- wuaucpl.cpl
Bluetooth Transfer Wizard------- fsquirt
Calculator------- calc
Certificate Manager certmgr.msc
Character Map charmap
Check Disk Utility------- chkdsk
Clipboard Viewer------- clipbrd
Command Prompt------- cmd
Component Services------- dcomcnfg
Computer Management------- compmgmt.msc
Timedate.cpl------- ddeshare
Device Manager------- devmgmt.msc
Direct X Control Panel (If Installed)*------- directx.cpl
Direct X Troubleshooter------- dxdiag
Disk Cleanup Utility------- cleanmgr
Disk Defragment------- dfrg.msc
Disk Management------- diskmgmt.msc
Disk Partition Manager------- diskpart
Display Properties------- control desktop
Display Properties------- desk.cpl
Display Properties (w/Appearance Tab Preselected)------- control color
Dr. Watson System Troubleshooting Utility------- drwtsn32
Driver Verifier Utility------- verifier
Event Viewer------- eventvwr.msc
File Signature Verification Tool------- sigverif
Findfast------- findfast.cpl
Folders Properties------- control folders
Fonts------- control fonts
Fonts Folder------- fonts
Free Cell Card Game------- freecell
Game Controllers------- joy.cpl
Group Policy Editor (XP Prof)------- gpedit.msc
Hearts Card Game------- mshearts
Iexpress Wizard------- iexpress
Indexing Service------- ciadv.msc
Internet Properties------- inetcpl.cpl
IP Configuration (Display Connection Configuration)------- ipconfig /all
IP Configuration (Display DNS Cache Contents)------- ipconfig /displaydns
IP Configuration (Delete DNS Cache Contents)------- ipconfig /flushdns
IP Configuration (Release All Connections)------- ipconfig /release
IP Configuration (Renew All Connections)------- ipconfig /renew
IP Configuration (Refreshes DHCP & Re-Registers DNS)------- ipconfig /registerdns
IP Configuration (Display DHCP Class ID)------- ipconfig /showclassid
IP Configuration (Modifies DHCP Class ID)------- ipconfig /setclassid
Java Control Panel (If Installed) jpicpl32.cpl
Java Control Panel (If Installed)------- javaws
Keyboard Properties------- control keyboard
Local Security Settings------- secpol.msc
Local Users and Groups------- lusrmgr.msc
Logs You Out Of Windows------- logoff
Microsoft Chat------- winchat
Minesweeper Game------- winmine
Mouse Properties------- control mouse
Mouse Properties------- main.cpl
Network Connections------- control netconnections
Network Connections------- ncpa.cpl
Network Setup Wizard------- netsetup.cpl
Notepad------- notepad
Nview Desktop Manager (If Installed)------- nvtuicpl.cpl
Object Packager------- packager
ODBC Data Source Administrator------- odbccp32.cpl
On Screen Keyboard------- osk
Opens AC3 Filter (If Installed)------- ac3filter.cpl
Password Properties------- password.cpl
Performance Monitor------ perfmon.msc
Performance Monitor------- perfmon
Phone and Modem Options------- telephon.cpl
Power Configuration------- powercfg.cpl
Printers and Faxes------- control printers
Printers Folder------- printers
Private Character Editor------- eudcedit
Quicktime (If Installed)------- QuickTime.cpl
Regional Settings------- intl.cpl
Registry Editor------- regedit
Registry Editor------- regedit32
Remote Desktop------- mstsc
Removable Storage------- ntmsmgr.msc
Removable Storage Operator Requests------- ntmsoprq.msc
Resultant Set of Policy (XP Prof)------- rsop.msc
Scanners and Cameras------- sticpl.cpl
Scheduled Tasks------- control schedtasks
Security Center------- wscui.cpl
Services------- services.msc
Shared Folders------- fsmgmt.msc
Shuts Down Windows------- shutdown
Sounds and Audio------- mmsys.cpl
Spider Solitare Card Game------- spider
SQL Client Configuration------- cliconfg
System Configuration Editor------- sysedit
System Configuration Utility------- msconfig
System File Checker Utility (Scan Immediately)------- sfc /scannow
System File Checker Utility (Scan Once At Next Boot)------- sfc /scanonce
System File Checker Utility (Scan On Every Boot)------- sfc /scanboot
System File Checker Utility (Return to Default Setting)------- sfc /revert
System File Checker Utility (Purge File Cache)------- sfc /purgecache
System File Checker Utility (Set Cache Size to size x)------- sfc /cachesize=x
System Properties------- sysdm.cpl
Task Manager------- taskmgr
Telnet Client------- telnet
User Account Management------- nusrmgr.cpl
Utility Manager------- utilman
Windows Firewall------- firewall.cpl
Windows Magnifier------- magnify
Windows Management Infrastructure------- wmimgmt.msc
Accessibility Controls --------- access.cpl
Accessibility Wizard --------- accwiz
Add Hardware Wizard --------- hdwwiz.cpl
Add/Remove Programs --------- appwiz.cpl
Administrative Tools --------- control admintools
Adobe Acrobat (if installed) --------- acrobat
Adobe Designer (if installed) --------- acrodist
Adobe Distiller (if installed) --------- acrodist
Adobe ImageReady (if installed) --------- imageready
Adobe Photoshop (if installed) --------- Photoshop
Automatic Updates --------- wuaucpl.cpl
Bluetooth Transfer Wizard --------- fsquirt
Calculator --------- calc
Certificate Manager --------- certmgr.msc
Character Map --------- Charmap
Check Disk Utility --------- chkdsk
Clipboard Viewer --------- clipbrd
Command Prompt --------- cmd
Component Services --------- dcomcnfg
Computer Management --------- compmgmt.msc
Control Panel --------- control
Date and Time Properties --------- timedate.cpl
DDE Shares --------- ddeshare
Device Manager --------- devmgmt.msc
Direct X Control Panel (If Installed)* --------- directx.cpl
Direct X Troubleshooter --------- dxdiag
Disk Cleanup Utility --------- cleanmgr
Disk Defragment ------- dfrg.msc
Disk Management -------- diskmgmt.msc
Disk Partition Manager --------- diskpart
Display Properties ----------- control desktop
Display Properties ----------Desk.cpl
Display Properties (w/Appearance Tab Preselected) --------- control color
Dr. Watson System Troubleshooting Utility ------------ drwtsn32
Driver Verifier Utility ------------ verifier
Minesweeper Game -------- winmine
Mouse Properties --------- control mouse
Mouse Properties ---------- main.cpl
Nero (if installed) --------- nero
Netmeeting ------------- conf
Network Connections ---------- control netconnections
Network Connections --------- ncpa.cpl
Network Setup Wizard ---------- netsetup.cpl
Notepad --------- notepad
Nview Desktop Manager (If Installed) ------- nvtuicpl.cpl
Object Packager ---------- packager
ODBC Data Source Administrator ------ odbccp32.cpl
On Screen Keyboard --------- osk
Opens AC3 Filter (If Installed) --------- ac3filter.cpl
Outlook Express ------------- msimn
Paint ------------ pbrush
Password Properties -------- password.cpl
Performance Monitor ------- perfmon.msc
Performance Monitor --------- perfmon
Phone and Modem Options ------- telephon.cpl
Phone Dialer --------- dialer
Pinball Game --------------- pinball
Power Configuration --------- powercfg.cpl
Printers and Faxes ------- control printers
Printers Folder --------- printers
Private Character Editor --------- eudcedit
Quicktime (If Installed) --------- QuickTime.cpl
Quicktime Player (if installed) ------------- quicktimeplayer
Real Player (if installed) ------------- realplay
Regional Settings ----------- intl.cpl
Registry Editor --------- regedit
Registry Editor -------- regedit32
Remote Access Phonebook -------- rasphone
Remote Desktop --------- mstsc
Removable Storage --------- ntmsmgr.msc
Removable Storage Operator Requests --------- ntmsoprq.msc
Resultant Set of Policy (XP Prof) ---------- rsop.msc
Scanners and Cameras ------------ sticpl.cpl
Scheduled Tasks ----------- control schedtasks
Security Center ----------- wscui.cpl
Services -------------- services.msc
Shared Folders ----------- fsmgmt.msc
Shuts Down Windows ------- shutdown
Sounds and Audio ------------ mmsys.cpl
Spider Solitare Card Game -------- spider
SQL Client Configuration --------- cliconfg
System Configuration Editor --------- sysedit
System Configuration Utility --------- msconfig
System File Checker Utility (Scan Immediately) ---------- sfc /scannow
System File Checker Utility (Scan Once At Next Boot) ---------- sfc /scanonce
System File Checker Utility (Scan On Every Boot) -------------- sfc /scanboot
System File Checker Utility (Return to Default Setting) ----------- sfc /revert
System File Checker Utility (Purge File Cache) ------------ sfc /purgecache
System File Checker Utility (Set Cache Size to size x) ------------ sfc /cachesize=x
System Information ----------- msinfo32
System Properties --------- sysdm.cpl
Task Manager ------------ taskmgr
TCP Tester ------------ tcptest
Telnet Client --------- telnet
Tweak UI (if installed) ------------ tweakui
User Account Management ------------ nusrmgr.cpl
Utility Manager --------- utilman
Windows Address Book --------- wab
Windows Address Book Import Utility ----------- wabmig
Windows Backup Utility (if installed) ------------ ntbackup
Windows Explorer ------------- explorer
Windows Firewall ---------- firewall.cpl
Windows Magnifier ------------- magnify
Windows Management Infrastructure ----------- wmimgmt.msc
Windows Media Player ----------- wmplayer
Windows Messenger ------------ msmsgs
Windows Picture Import Wizard (need camera connected) --------- wiaacmgr
Windows System Security Tool ------- syskey
Windows Update Launches -------------- wupdmgr
Windows Version (to show which version of windows) --------- winver
Windows XP Tour Wizard ------------- tourstart
Event Viewer ----------- eventvwr.msc
Files and Settings Transfer Tool ---------- migwiz
File Signature Verification Tool -------- sigverif
Findfast ---------- findfast.cpl
Firefox (if installed) -------- firefox
Folders Properties ---------- control folders
Fonts ---------- control fonts
Fonts Folder ------------ fonts
Free Cell Card Game ------- freecell
Game Controllers --------- joy.cpl
Group Policy Editor (XP Prof) --------- gpedit.msc
Hearts Card Game ----------- mshearts
Help and Support ------- helpctr
HyperTerminal ----------- hypertrm
Iexpress Wizard ---------- iexpress
Indexing Service ---------- ciadv.msc
Internet Connection Wizard -------- icwconn1
Internet Explorer ---------- iexplore
Internet Properties --------- inetcpl.cpl
Internet Setup Wizard ------- inetwiz
Java Control Panel (If Installed) --------- jpicpl32.cpl
Java Control Panel (If Installed) --------- javaws
Keyboard Properties ----------- control keyboard
Local Security Settings --------- secpol.msc
Local Users and Groups ------------- lusrmgr.msc
Logs You Out Of Windows ---------- logoff
Malicious Software Removal Tool ----------- mrt
Microsoft Access (if installed) ------------- access.cpl
Microsoft Chat ------------- winchat
Microsoft Excel (if installed) ----------- excel
Microsoft Frontpage (if installed) ----------- frontpg
Microsoft Movie Maker ----------- moviemk
Microsoft Paint ------------ mspaint
Microsoft Powerpoint (if installed) --------- powerpnt
Microsoft Word (if installed) ---------- winword
Microsoft Syncronization Tool ---------- mobsync

Chetan Bhagat Speech at Symbiosis

We all know the famous writer Chetan Bhagat - the writer who taught Indians to read english novels. Here is the speech of Chetan Bhagat which he delivered at Symbiosis. 

Worth reading!!  

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Effectiveness.... makes sense !

A giant ship engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine.

Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.

Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed!

A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars.

"What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!"

So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized bill."

The man sent a bill that read:

Tapping with a hammer...... ......... ......... $ 2.00

Knowing where to tap.......... ......... ....... $ 9, 998.00 

Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort makes all the difference !

अतिभयानक पीजे | Marathi PJ

एक बाई दुसर्‍या बाईला विचारले
प.बा.:तुम्ही गहू कसा आणला?
दु.बा.:पिशवीतून आणला
प.बा.:तसं नाही हो, कोणत्या भावाने आणला?
दु.बा: चुलत भावाने आणला 




















Do u know d meaning of M.P.M.N.?
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Mala Pan Mahit Nahi!


















गावकरी: १० रुपयाच्या रिचार्ज वर किती टॉकटाईम मिळेल?
दुकानदारः ७ रुपये..
गावकरी: ठीक आहे राहिलेल्या ३ रुपयाची चॉकलेटं द्या...




















जर २५ रुपयाला पाव भाजी मिळते तर १०० रुपयाला काय मिळेल?
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फुल भाजी 


















भुगोलाचे शिक्षक: सांगा पाहू, महाराष्ट्रात सर्वात जास्तं पाउस कुठे पडतो?
बंड्या: जमिनीवर..


















प्रियकर प्रेयसीला प्रेमाने म्हणाला, "ते बघ ते झाड"..
आणि मग..
मग काय..
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प्रेयसी झाडू लागली


















एकदा धीरुभाई अंबानी स्वर्गातून फोनवर: अरे अनिल बेटा आपला रिलायन्स ईंडिया मोबाईल चा बिझनेस काय म्हणतोय?
अनिल: पापा तुमचा आवाज नीट येत नाहिये माझ्या एअरटेल वर फोन करा..




















बॉ.फ्रे. आणि ग.फ्रे. हॉटेलात जातात
बॉ.फ्रे.: काय घेणार?
ग.फ्रे.: (लाडात येउन) तू घेशील तेच..
बॉ.फ्रे.: ठीक आहे, वेटर, दोन मिसळ-पाव आणि दोन चहा आण
ग.फ्रे.: (परत लाडात येउन) वेटर, मला पण दोन मिसळ-पाव आणि दोन चहा !! 


















मुलगा: चल, कुठेतरी एकांतात जाउया..
मुलगी: तू काहीतरी चावटपणा करशील..
मुलगा: अजिबात नाही..
मुलगी: मग काय उपयोग .. जाउ दे 

More Marathi PJ

Kerala IPL Jersey and Cheerleaders!!!

Here is the IPL jersey for Kerala franchisee along with the cheerleaders of the team. Enjoy!!!

Shayari re-invented | Ultra-Panchat Comedy | Comedy Quotes | Panchat Shayari

Here is some shayari for you. The style of shayari is very new and inspired by the many comedy shows currently aired on the Indian TV channels. So what are we waiting for!!! Lets ENJOY!!

1.  Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....

     Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....

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." 1 is neither composite nor prime"

2. Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist....

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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...

3.  yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....

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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

  

5. woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....

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ahun ahun ahun

ahun ahun ahun

6.mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo.. 

   mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo.. 

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  ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...

7. Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..

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aja aja dil nichode ....

raat ki matki phode...

8. mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...

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LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...

9.  Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...

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"BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."

Emotional Shayari…

Arz kiya hai…

Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…

Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…

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A for Apple B for Banana…

WAH WAH…!!

  

Arz kiya hai…

Kal tak thee jo meri present…

Kal tak thee jo meri present…

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Aaj ho gayee hai past…

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Kal tak thee jo meri present…

Aaj ho gayee hai past…

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Offer valid till stocks last..  :-P

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ....

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Waah! Waah!

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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ....

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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ...!!"

Romio ne juliet se  kaha ek sach

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Romio ne juliet se  kaha ek sach

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.Asali masale sach sach

 MDH.....MDH ...!

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter

Gaur farmaiye

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter

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Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter

1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

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Mutual funds are subjected to market risks……!!!!

World’s most PAINFUL shayari…

Dil mai chubhi sui….

Arz kiya hai…

Dil mai chubhi sui…

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Uui uui, uui uui…