Friday, February 19, 2016
Kokanasth | कोकणस्थांवर छान कविता
Sunday, June 8, 2014
Sardar Asardar
SARDARJI RETURNS
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken..
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘
NOW THE LAST ONE ULTIMATE:
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.
Saturday, June 7, 2014
Jokes
If a tiger attacks ur mother-in-law and ur wife at the same time, whom would u save? .........
SANTA : Ofcourse,
The tiger.. very few are left..!!!!
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Once Again Our SARDAR wins English Quiz Contest With His Terrific Reply...!!
Question:-Whats The Opposite Of BARCELONA..??
Sardar:- ANDAR SE DO NA...!
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Who is the leader of Ducks ???
Santa: Frog
Why?
Because Frog is Mainduck!
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Santa in police office: ye photos kiski hain ???
Police officer: yeh criminals ki jinko arrest kerna hai.
SANTA: jab photo li tab arrest ker lena tha na.=)
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Ek sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gaya,
khol k dekha to under CHHUHA mra hua tha,
dekh k sardar bola:AE lo,chalega kaise.
SINGER to mar gaya. .
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Santa: Ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?
Banta: Kar di na pagalo wali bat, duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA, baki sab to videsh hai!
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Santa: saala kal raat 3 ghanta
English film dekhi….
Na koi scene dikhi,
Na koi aawaz suni.
Friend: film ka naam kya tha?
Santa: "No Disc Inserted"
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Santa samundar me dahi dal raha tha
Banta-kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-lassi bana raha hu!
Banta-teri isi harkato se log humpe haste hai,
ab itni lassi kon piyega be?
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
Time to Laugh
Time to laugh
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SARDAR' Son:- Papaji......
Bahar Darwaje par koi Swimming pool ke liye
Donation maang Raha hai.
SARDAR:- Puttar Ja, usko Ek Lota paani de de.
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Sardar - Yaar raat bhar train me
Neend nahi aayi upar ki seat mili thi..
Dost - to exchange karna tha..
Sardar - kis se karta
Niche seat pe koi tha hi nahi.
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Jethalal- aare Daya raat ko
Mobile charging me mat rakho,
Blast ho jayega,
Daya- Tapu k papa
Aap tension mat lijiye
Maine battery nikal di he...
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Shadi me Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh k socha ye bhi khane wali chez hai.
Jaise hi wo khane laga, to Sab Sardar Chillaye
"Oye Mat Kha,
Feeka hai"
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Santa BLOOD Ke bare mein book padh raha tha.
Wife: Aaj yeh book kyu padh rahe ho ji?
Santa: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai
Ke kal mera BLOOD test hai...
Iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon.!!
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Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao
Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur
Badan Nachne Lage.
Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhains Ka Dudh Aata Hai,
Nagin Ka Nahi...
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1 Sardar Scooter Leke Nikla
Aur Wrong Side Me Chalne Laga
Aur Tension Me Aa Gaya...
Aur Bola : Shit, Aaj Fir Late Ho Gya!
Sab Log Wapas Aa Rahe Hai
Saturday, September 7, 2013
Funny Laws
Law of equality :
The time taken by a wife when she says I will get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal u in 5 min!
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Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
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Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
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Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the screen arrive last.
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Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.
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Law of Proposal :
After you accept a proposal you will get a better one..
Saturday, October 6, 2012
Funny Sanskrit Translation
शिक्षक : मुलांनो सुभाषिताचा अर्थ सांगा -
“दक्षिणे लक्ष्मणो यस्य वामे तू जनकात्मजा ..”
विद्यार्थी : सोपा आहे गुरुजी.
'दक्षिणेकडून लक्ष्मण आला आणि म्हणाला, "वा जनका तुझी मजा आहे…"'
Friday, December 3, 2010
Joke - Laws of Life
Law of exam:
The topic we leave will come in the exam for sure!
Law of queue:
The queue you just left will move faster than the one you are in!
Law of mechanics: Whenever there's a greece in your hands, your nose starts to itch terribly!
Law of reachability:
A coin dropped down will attain the most unreachable corner possible!
Law of encounter:
Probability of meeting a known person is very high when you are with some one you are not supposed to be with!
Theorem of telephone:
When dialing a wrong number it will never be engaged!
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Funny Java Interview Questions
Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different ... nothing more
Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres & autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.
Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will
follow?
A. Send it through courier.
Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.
Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.
Q. What is the difference between Process and Threads?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.
Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.
Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.
Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Monday, May 31, 2010
Domain Knowledge is Very Important!!!
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