Showing posts with label just fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label just fun. Show all posts

Friday, February 19, 2016

Kokanasth | कोकणस्थांवर छान कविता

घारे गोमटे अन लख्ख गोरे 
सावळे आणि वागण्यात न्यारे 
 खरे गोखले दामले परचुरे 
 जाणावी कोकणस्थ ज्ञाती 

सानुनासिक बोलती शब्द 
 ठेविती परशुरामीय अब्द 
 पराक्रमे करिती देश स्तब्ध 
 अशी चित्पावन ज्ञाती 

 दिसती आम्ब्यासारीखे सुरेख 
 वागती फणसासारिखे कंटक 
 डोकाविता यांच्या हृदयात 
 रसाळ गरे मिळती 

 बोलणे यांचे अतिस्पष्ट 
 फार लवकरी होती रुष्ट 
 जगण्या घेती अपार कष्ट 
 मार्गे सरळ असती 

 पै पै गाठी साठविती 
 पर्शुरामासी आठविती 
 समोर समोर हिशोब राखिती 
 कर्ज न ठेविती दुसर्यांचे 

 अटकेपार झेंडे रोविले 
 मराठ्यांचे सामर्थ्य वाढविले 
 पेशवेपद भूषविले 
 ब्राह्मणांची मान उन्चाविती 

 प्रसविले केसरी टिळक 
 आगरकर ते सुधारक 
 शास्त्री चिपळूणकर प्रेरक 
 करती समाजोन्नती 

 कान्हेरे, फडके, चाफेकर 
 गोगटे आणि सावरकर 
 क्रांतीकारकांची तळपे धार 
 या महाराष्ट्र देशी 

 गोखले, कर्वे , साने गुरुजी 
 सुधारक समुद्र देती भरती 
 सहकाराचा पाया रचिती 
 गाडगीळ प्रभृती 

 रामायण गाई सुधीर 
 मालती उडवी बहार 
 फाळके परांजपे दामले नेने 
 गुंफिती चलचित्रांचा हार 

 देसाई पेठे दांडेकर गाडगीळ 
 चितळे घैसास आणि सकळ 
 केळकर भट लाविती मूळ 
 उद्योग धर्माचे 

 केशवसुत टिळक केतकर 
 कावितेतुनी देती शब्द सार 
 जे करी आम्हा हुशार 
 दुध ते वाघिणीचे 

 फडके गाडगीळ आणि काळे 
 देती कथेस रूप आगळे 
 मराठीस देई वळण वेगळे 
 साहित्यसेवा कोब्रांची 

 ऐसी हि नर रत्नांची खाण 
 कौतुके थकले शब्दांचे वाण 
 मंदारे केले यांचे गुणगान 
 यथा बुद्धी 

 असेच व्हा कीर्तिवंत 
 म्हणावा जयजयवंत 
 गणेशा चरणी मागतो साद्यंत 
 मागणे प्रेमाचे 

 ऐसे कवतुक केले 
 जैसे शब्द सुचिले 
 असेल काही चुकले 
 दुर्लक्षावे म्हणे मंदार !

(Note : This article..rather this blog is only for fun. Please do not take anything personal.)

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Sardar Asardar

SARDARJI RETURNS
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Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken..
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘

NOW THE LAST ONE ULTIMATE:

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.

Saturday, June 7, 2014

Jokes

If a tiger attacks ur mother-in-law and ur wife at the same time, whom would u save? .........

SANTA : Ofcourse,
The tiger.. very few are left..!!!!
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Once Again Our SARDAR wins English Quiz Contest With His Terrific Reply...!!

Question:-Whats The Opposite Of BARCELONA..??

Sardar:- ANDAR SE DO NA...!
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Who is the leader of Ducks ???
Santa: Frog
Why?
Because Frog is Mainduck!
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Santa in police office: ye photos kiski hain ???

Police officer: yeh criminals ki jinko arrest kerna hai.

SANTA: jab photo li tab arrest ker lena tha na.=)

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Ek sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gaya,

khol k dekha to under CHHUHA mra hua tha,

dekh k sardar bola:AE lo,chalega kaise.

SINGER to mar gaya. .
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Santa: Ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?

Banta: Kar di na pagalo wali bat, duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA, baki sab to videsh hai!
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Santa: saala kal raat 3 ghanta

English film dekhi….

Na koi scene dikhi,

Na koi aawaz suni.

Friend: film ka naam kya tha?

Santa: "No Disc Inserted"
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Santa samundar me dahi dal raha tha

Banta-kya kar rahe ho?

Santa-lassi bana raha hu!

Banta-teri isi harkato se log humpe haste hai,

ab itni lassi kon piyega be?
                                                                                                                                                                                          

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Time to Laugh

Time to laugh
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SARDAR' Son:- Papaji......
Bahar Darwaje par koi Swimming pool ke liye
Donation maang Raha hai.
SARDAR:- Puttar Ja, usko Ek Lota paani �� de de.
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Sardar - Yaar raat bhar train �� me
Neend nahi aayi upar ki seat mili thi..
Dost - to exchange karna tha..
Sardar - kis se karta
Niche seat pe koi tha hi nahi.
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Jethalal- aare Daya raat �� ko
Mobile charging me mat rakho,
Blast ho jayega,
Daya- Tapu k papa
Aap tension mat lijiye
Maine battery nikal di he...
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Shadi me Sardar ne plate pe tissue �� paper dekh k socha ye bhi khane wali chez hai.
Jaise hi wo khane laga, to Sab Sardar Chillaye
"Oye Mat Kha,
Feeka hai"
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Santa BLOOD Ke bare mein book padh raha tha.
Wife: Aaj yeh book kyu padh rahe ho ji?
Santa: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai
Ke kal mera BLOOD test hai...
Iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon.!!
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Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao
Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur
Badan Nachne Lage.
Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha �� Bhains Ka Dudh Aata Hai,
Nagin Ka Nahi...
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1 Sardar Scooter Leke Nikla
Aur Wrong�� Side Me Chalne Laga
Aur Tension Me Aa Gaya...
Aur Bola : Shit, Aaj Fir Late Ho Gya!
Sab Log Wapas Aa Rahe Hai

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Funny Laws

Law of equality :

The time taken by a wife when she says I will get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal u in 5 min!

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Law of Queue:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

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Law of Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.

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Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

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Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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Bath Theorem:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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Law of Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

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Law of the Result:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 

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Law of Bio mechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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Theatre Rule:

People with the seats at the farthest from the screen arrive last.

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Law of Coffee:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.

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Law of Proposal :

After you accept a proposal you will get a better one..

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Funny Sanskrit Translation

 
शिक्षक : मुलांनो सुभाषिताचा अर्थ सांगा -

“दक्षिणे लक्ष्मणो यस्य वामे तू जनकात्मजा ..”

विद्यार्थी : सोपा आहे गुरुजी.

'दक्षिणेकडून लक्ष्मण आला आणि म्हणाला, "वा जनका तुझी मजा आहे…"'

Friday, December 3, 2010

Joke - Laws of Life

Here are some funny laws of life

Law of exam:
          The topic we leave will come in the exam for sure!

Law of queue:
          The queue you just left will move faster than the one you are in!

Law of mechanics:          Whenever there's a greece in your hands, your nose starts to itch terribly!

Law of reachability:
          A coin dropped down will attain the most unreachable corner possible!

Law of encounter:
          Probability of meeting a known person is very high when you are with some one you are not supposed to be with!

Theorem of telephone:
          When dialing a wrong number it will never be engaged! 

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Funny Java Interview Questions


Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different ... nothing more

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres & autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will
follow?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

Q. What is the difference between Process and Threads?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.
 
 

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

AC vs DC

Monday, May 31, 2010

Domain Knowledge is Very Important!!!

There was this family with one kid. One day the mother was out and dad was in charge of the kid, who just turned three.

Someone had given the kid a little 'tea set' as a birthday gift and it was one of his favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when kid brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea from father, kid’s Mom came home.

Dad made her wait in the living room to watch the kid bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!'

Mom waited, and sure enough, the kid comes down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then she says to him, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??'

J ....Mothers know!!

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Domain knowledge is very important!!! Else your supplier will trick you......

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Shayari re-invented | Ultra-Panchat Comedy | Comedy Quotes | Panchat Shayari


Here is some shayari for you. The style of shayari is very new and inspired by the many comedy shows currently aired on the Indian TV channels. So what are we waiting for!!! Lets ENJOY!!




1.  Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....


     Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....


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." 1 is neither composite nor prime"











2. Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist....


   Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist....





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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...








3.  yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....


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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..


  


5. woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....


    woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....


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ahun ahun ahun


ahun ahun ahun











6.mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo.. 


   mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo.. 


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  ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...











7. Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..


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aja aja dil nichode ....


raat ki matki phode...








8. mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...


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LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...








9.  Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...


    Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...


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"BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."








Emotional Shayari…


Arz kiya hai…


Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…


Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…


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A for Apple B for Banana…


WAH WAH…!!




  


Arz kiya hai…


Kal tak thee jo meri present…


Kal tak thee jo meri present…


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Aaj ho gayee hai past…


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Kal tak thee jo meri present…


Aaj ho gayee hai past…


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Offer valid till stocks last..  :-P









Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ....


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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ....





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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ...!!"










Romio ne juliet se  kaha ek sach


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.Asali masale sach sach


 MDH.....MDH ...!










Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter





Gaur farmaiye





Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter


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Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter










1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss


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Mutual funds are subjected to market risks……!!!!








World’s most PAINFUL shayari…





Dil mai chubhi sui….





Arz kiya hai…





Dil mai chubhi sui…





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Uui uui, uui uui…




Saturday, April 17, 2010

History of 1 April

April 1 is called as FOOL’S day after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579 in Cristchurch. Son of the owner of a textile chain Brian and Co. Fabrics, he always had a passion to try out various innovative things in life. He did 105 businesses in his life time. He married an old woman at the age of 22. Due to his adventure in business, he even lost the property earned by his dad and by 1629, he was bankrupt and was blacklisted by all financial agencies then. He was an epitome of foolishness and people started to call him as master of fools. 
He also used to read all sorts of fake stories like you did just now.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Miscommunication

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Marathi Jokes




Saturday, March 27, 2010

IPL - Pune Team Jersey


IPL's third season has just started and is already attracting record eye-balls as well as record advertisers. IPL is now considered as the best platform to advertise and promote their brand to the masses not only across India but across the world. IPL commissioner-Lalit Modi's mission to make IPL an global event like football leagues is already on its way to success. 

Recently, IPL decided to include two more teams for the next years season. Pune and Kota won the bids to have their teams in the IPL. Pune team was targeted by many business tycoons, mostly due to the young and dynamic population in the city. In the end, Sahara group succeeded to grab-up the Pune team. 

One of the creative brain has visualized how the jersey of the Pune team would be, regarding the culture of the city. Here is the creative design. Enjoy!!!





Thursday, March 25, 2010

Do Not Laugh

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs. 10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7.50.

"Well," the beggar thinks," it’s still better than nothing."

A year passes in this way until the man’s daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5.

"What’s going on now?" the beggar asks his donor. "First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7.50 and now only Rs. 5. What’s the problem?"

"Well," the man says,"last year my eldest son went to university. It’s very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further."

"And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks.

"Four," the man replies.

"Well," says the beggar,"I hope you don’t plan to educate them all at my expense".