Time to Laugh

Time to laugh
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SARDAR' Son:- Papaji......
Bahar Darwaje par koi Swimming pool ke liye
Donation maang Raha hai.
SARDAR:- Puttar Ja, usko Ek Lota paani �� de de.
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Sardar - Yaar raat bhar train �� me
Neend nahi aayi upar ki seat mili thi..
Dost - to exchange karna tha..
Sardar - kis se karta
Niche seat pe koi tha hi nahi.
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Jethalal- aare Daya raat �� ko
Mobile charging me mat rakho,
Blast ho jayega,
Daya- Tapu k papa
Aap tension mat lijiye
Maine battery nikal di he...
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Shadi me Sardar ne plate pe tissue �� paper dekh k socha ye bhi khane wali chez hai.
Jaise hi wo khane laga, to Sab Sardar Chillaye
"Oye Mat Kha,
Feeka hai"
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Santa BLOOD Ke bare mein book padh raha tha.
Wife: Aaj yeh book kyu padh rahe ho ji?
Santa: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai
Ke kal mera BLOOD test hai...
Iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon.!!
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Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao
Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur
Badan Nachne Lage.
Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha �� Bhains Ka Dudh Aata Hai,
Nagin Ka Nahi...
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1 Sardar Scooter Leke Nikla
Aur Wrong�� Side Me Chalne Laga
Aur Tension Me Aa Gaya...
Aur Bola : Shit, Aaj Fir Late Ho Gya!
Sab Log Wapas Aa Rahe Hai