Wednesday, November 24, 2010

New discoveries about Rajanikanth - Mind It

Here are some more discoveries about Rajanikanth.

  1. Rajanikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
  2. Rajanikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
  3. If you spell ‘Rajanikanth’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
  4. Rajanikanth can play the violin with a piano.
  5. Rajanikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
  6. Micheal Jordan to Rajani: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Rajani: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
  7. Rajanikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
  8. If Rajanikanth was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
  9. When Rajanikanth logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
  10. Rajanikanth once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"
  11. Rajanikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
  12. Rajanikanth can divide by zero.
  13. Rajanikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
  14. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

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