Rajanikanth Illusion

 

Wanna see Rajnikanth? Shake your heads seeing this picture! Amazing illusion!!

Marathi Shabdkhel

Puneri Pati

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Effect of Global Warming

Strike of Doctor

Thats Real Love

Puneri Patya - Pati at Petrol Pump

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Different views!!!

Funniest Moment

Which is the funniest moment in our Life..??

When we have no idea what to write in the exam paper &
the supervisor comes and says..

.........“Sidhe Baitho, Piche wala dekh raha hai."

Importance of Ad commercials

Confused God - Thats Kalyug

Marathi Graffiti - Navara Bayako Special

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Marathi Graffiti - Navara-Bayako Special

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Marathi Graffiti

 

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The iMagic

Mr. Steve Jobs has headed to the heaven, leaving behind the Apples great iHeaven for us consumers. Jobs has founded Apple Inc. Steve Job's Apple has been known for the most creative products of the era. Jobs will really be remembered as a great visionary and the most creative person in the IT industry. Some creative guys even say that '3 Apples changed the world - first is the one which lured Eve, second is the one which attracted Newton and third is the one which creates iProducts'. Alongwith its ahead-of-its-era products, Apple products are also known as the one with high price tag. Today's funtoon is based on the same and is dedicated to the great Steve jobs.

   

Who Invented Multi-tasking?

Facebook Mania

Nowadays facebook is ruling the internet world. And after announcing some ground-breaking next-generation social features in F8 conference, they have shown the world (read Google) who is the best social network. Here are some images related to Facebook

1. This is famous off-line facebook. It rules offline too.

2. Here are two images showing gender discrimination on facebook.

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Go Green Ad

Here is a great advertisement for going green. One of the artist from New York is using below image to spread Go Green message.

A question to ManmohanJi

Murkha kon

Rajanikanth Reloaded !!!

Once Rajnikanth was on the hot seat of KBC
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And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. Mind it!

One day Rajnikanth bunked school. Since then it is known as Sunday

Once Rajnikanth gone for a walk and after one hour police arrested him
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He reached USA and having No Visa with him

Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying..
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Maalik Se Sawdhan:-

THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!

Sachin Tendulkar’s mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar
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Is there a need to say anything beyond this???

When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough note....&

Now they call it as .............Wikipedia

Rajinikanth got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
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He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

 

 

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World Cup Cricket Mania | World Cup Fever

Pune Mahima

एका स्टेशन वर ट्रेन थांबते ..

Passenger: कोणते स्टेशन आहे ?

Platform वरचा माणूस : अरे टवळ्या , बाहेर येऊन बघ की स्वत : .. आळशी नुसता 

बसल्या जागी पाहिजे सगळं .. डोळे फुटले का तुझे ? 

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Passenger: अरे वा पुणे आलं की !! :D :D

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पुण्यात काय शोधायला मुळीच कष्ट करावे लागत नाहीत ?

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जोशी, कुलकर्णी व देशपांडे आडनावांचे लोक !!!

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पुण्यात मुबलक प्रमाणात व काहीच कष्ट न करता काय मिळते ???

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अपमान !!!

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बंगल्या वर सूचना " कुत्र्या पासून सावध राहा " . . . ...दुसर्‍या दिवशी.... कोणत्या ? चार पायाच्या की दोन पायाच्या ? स्त्रोत...... एक खवचट पुणेकर......:-p :-P

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आत्महत्येचे दोन मार्ग 

झटपट आत्महत्या : एक मोठा दोर घ्या . गळ्यात अडकवा . छताला लटका ! .

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.... रमतगमत आत्महत्या : एक मंगळसूत्र घ्या . ते एका मुलीच्या गळ्यात अडकवा !!!

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शिक्षक : एका गाढवा पुढे 1 दारुचा आणी 1 पाण्याचा ग्लास 

ठेवला , पण गाढव पाणीच प्यायला , तर सांगा यापासुन तुम्ही काय शिकलात ?

चिंटू : जो दारु पित नाही तो गाढव असतो .

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प्रपोज करण्याची नवीन पद्धत . मिकू : तुझं नाव गूगल आहे का ? चिंकी : नाही .. का ? मिकू : मी जे जे शोधत होतो ते सगळं तुझ्यात आहे म्हणून विचारलं ....

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टीचर : या ओळीचे इंग्लिशमध्ये भाषांतर करा .

‘ त्याने त्याचे काम केले आणि 

तो ते करतच राहिला . ’

संता : ही डन हिज वर्क अँड डन डना डन डन डना डन ...

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सगळ्या अमेरिकन मुलांची नाव , जॅकसन 

विलसन 

मार्कसन 

रोबिनसन 

केनसन 

जॉनसन 

डेविडसन 

जेमसन 

सॅमसन 

अशी का असतात ? कारण त्यांच्या आयांना लक्षात ठेवायला बर पडत कि कोणाचा बाप कोण आहे ते .

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एकदा एक ‘ पाटील ’ आंघोळ करताना शाम्पू डोक्याला आणि खांद्याला लावत होता ..

बायको : अव्हा .. हे काय करताय ? शाम्पू डोक्यालाच लावायचा असतू ....

पाटील : आग येडे ... हा काय ... साधा शाम्पू ... नाही ..., हा तर head &

shoulder आहे .......

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When Rajanikanth starts programming..

After hearing the pain of Software Engineers, the great Rajani thought of programming some stuff. Here's the out come of what Rajani has done with the programming.

• Rajanikanth is the super class of all classes in Java (including Object class).
• Rajanikanth can override a final function/variable.
• Rajanikanth can serialize static data members of any class.
• Rajanikanth can serialize transient variables.
• Rajanikanth can extend interfaces in classes.
• Rajanikanth can “force” garbage collector to run..and guess what .. GC runs as higher priority thread n starts collecting garbage.
• Rajanikanth can make a class abstract and final both at same time.
• Rajanikanth can make a top class private.
• Rajanikanth never gets stackOverFlowException.
• Rajanikanth never faces any exception (Rather, Java can face RajanikanthException for any exception conditions).
• Rajanikanth never “try” any code, he directly “catch” the exceptions.
• Rajanikanth can divide by zero. – (older one)
• Rajanikanth can run Java byte code on “any” machine (Including but not limited to Java Virtual Machine).
• Rajanikanth Can use Pointers in JAVA
• Rajanikanth access all PRIVATE data of any class
• Rajanikanth use Operator Overloading in Java
• Rajanikanth pass losts of Parameter using “Pass By Reference”
• Rajanikanth is only person who use printf() in java
• Rajanikanth can Declare function body in INTERFACE.
• Rajanikanth can do MULTIPLE inheritance in JAVA straightfoward.
• Rajanikanth Run Thread Program without Thread LIFECYCLE.
• In catch box if u write catch(Rajanikanth e) it will catch all exceptions including EXCEPTION E.
• Rajanikanth can run .NET exe on any platform like Mac, Linux, Unix, Windows, Mobile etc and on Railway platforms too.
• Rajanikanth doesn’t follow any coding standards. All coding standards follow him.
• Rajanikanth can create an integer variable and assign infinity as value.
• Rajanikanth can create an Array of infinite size because he doesn’t have any boundaries.

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God Please Make me Coffee Bean

A daughter complained to her father about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it, and wanted to give up. She was tired of all the fighting and struggling. It seemed as though in solving one problem, two more would arise. 

Her father, ( a chef ) took her to the kitchen. He filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to a boil. 

In one he placed carrots,  

in the second he placed eggs, 

and the last he placed ground coffee beans.

He let them sit and boil without saying a word. The daughter impatiently waited, wondering what he was doing. In about twenty minutes he turned off the burners. 

He fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl.

 He pulled the eggs out and placed them a bowl. 

Then he ladled the coffee out and poured it in a cup.

 Turning to her he asked. "Darling, what do you see?" "Carrots, eggs, and coffee," she replied. He brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft. He then asked her to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard-boiled egg. Finally, he asked her to sip the coffee. She smiled as she tasted its rich aroma. 

She humbly asked. "What does it mean Father?" 

He explained that each of them had faced the same adversity, boiling water, but each reacted differently. The carrots went in strong, hard, and unrelenting. But after being subjected to the boiling water, they softened and became weak. 

The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior. But after sitting through the boiling water, the insides became hardened. 

However, the ground coffee beans were unique. After they were in the boiling water, they had changed the water. 

"Which are you," he asked his daughter. 

"When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond?  

Are you a carrot,  

an egg,  

or a coffee bean? 

How about you? 

Are you the carrot that seems hard, 

but with pain and adversity do you wilt and become soft and lose your strength? 

Are you the egg, 

which starts off with a changeable heart? Were you a fluid spirit, but after difficult times, have you become hardened and stiff. Your shell looks the same, but are you tough with a stiff spirit and heart? 

Or are you like the coffee bean? 

The bean changes the hot water, the thing that is bringing the pain. When the water reaches it's peak temperature, it just tastes better. 

If you are like the bean, when things are at their worst, you get better and make things better around you.  

When people talk about you, do your praises to the Lord increase? When the hour is the darkest and trials are their greatest, does your worship elevate to another level? 

How do you handle adversity? 

Are you a carrot, 

an egg, 

or a coffee bean? 

" Please God, help me to be a coffee bean!"

Mobile Number Portability | Process of Mobile Number Portability

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1. ज्यांना रात्री केलेल्या कृत्याचा सकाळी उठल्यावर पश्चात्ताप होतो अश्या लोकांनी सरळ दुपारीच  उठावे. २. जाहिरातीवाचून धंदा करणे म्हणजे एखाद्या सुंदर स्त्रीने अंधारात डोळा मारण्यासारखे आहे. ३. माणसाने नेहेमी स्पष्ट बोलावे म्हणजे ऐकणाऱ्यालाही स्पष्ट ऐकू जाते. ४. मूलभूत राजकीय पक्ष दोनच- सत्ताधारी, सत्ताकांक्षी ५. दोन जोडपी समोरा समोर येतात तेंव्हा बायका एकमेकींच्या साड्या दागिने बघतात तर नवरे एकमेकांच्या बायकांकडे बघतात. ६. मुलगा आणि नारळ कसा निघेल हे आधीच सांगणे अवघड आहे. ७. प्रेम आंधळं असतं, लग्न डोळे उघडतं. ८. देवा मला वाट पाहायची शक्ती दे... तीही आज आता ताबडतोब! ९. काही माणसे जिवंत असतात कारण खून करणे बेकायदा आहे म्हणून! १०. काळ हा सर्वोत्तम शिक्षक आहे, पण तो आपल्या सगळ्या शिष्यांचा बळी घेतो.... सुविचार १. पैसा हेच सर्वस्व नव्हे...... मास्टर कार्ड, व्हिसा कार्डही आहेत जगात!!! २. प्राण्यांवर प्रेम करा...... ते किती चविष्ट असतात!!! ३. पाणी वाचवा...... बीअर प्या!!! ४. शेजाऱ्यावर प्रेम करा...... पकडले जाऊ नका म्हणजे झालं

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Marathi Graffiti

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Know India

Ancient India was a land of sages, saints and seers as well as a land of scholars and scientists. Ancient India's contribution to science and technology include:

    * Mathematics - Vedic literature is replete with concepts of zero, the techniques of algebra and algorithm, square root and cube root. Arguably, the origins of Calculus lie in India 300 years before Leibnitz and Newton.

    * Astronomy - Rig Veda (2000 BC) refers to astronomy.

    * Physics - Concepts of atom and theory of relativity were explicitly stated by an Indian Philosopher around 600 BC.

    * Chemistry - Principles of chemistry did not remain abstract but also found expression in distillation of perfumes, aromatic liquids, manufacturing of dyes and pigments, and extraction of sugar.

    * Medical Science & Surgery - Around 800 BC, first compendium on medicine and surgery was complied in ancient India.

    * Fine Arts - Vedas were recited and recitation has to be correct, which gave rise to a finer study of sound and phonetics. The natural corollary were emergence of music and other forms of performing arts.

    * Mechanical & Production Technology - Greek historians have testified to smelting of certain metals in India in the 4th century BC.

    * Civil Engineering & Architecture - The discovery of urban settlements of Mohenjodaro and Harappa indicate existence of civil engineering & architecture, which blossomed to a highly precise science of civil engineering and architecture and found expression in innumerable monuments of ancient India.

    * Shipbuilding & Navigation - Sanskrit and Pali texts have several references to maritime activity by ancient Indians.Sports & games ­ Ancient India is the birth place of chess, ludo, snakes and ladders and playing cards.

Rajanikanth's Driving License

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Poem - When Things Go Wrong...

When things go wrong as they sometimes will,

When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,

When funds are low and the debts are high

And you want to smile, but you have to sigh.

When care is pressing you down a bit.

Rest, if you must, but don't you quit.

Life is queer with its twists and turns

As every one of us sometimes learns.

And many a failure turns about

When he might have won had he stuck it out:

Don't give up though the pace seems slow -

You may succeed with another blow.

Success is failure turned inside out -

The silver tint of the clouds of doubt.

And you never can tell how close you are.

It may be near when it seems so far:

So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit

It's when things seem worst that you must not quit.

Happy New Year!!!

Happy New Year to all readers. Hope 2011 brings a lot of fun in your life.

Bermuda Triangle for Developers

दादर म्हणजे दादर म्हणजे दादर असतं

दादर म्हणजे दादर म्हणजे दादर असतं 

मुंबईतल्या सग्गळ्या एरियांचं ते ’फादर’ असतं! 

दादर म्हणजे दादर म्हणजे दादर असतं 

श्रीसिद्धिविनायकाचं हे गांव, 

सा-या भारतात प्रसिद्ध ह्याचं नांव 

पार्कात विराजती उद्यान गणेश 

नांवाजलेली शाळा-कॊलेजं 

म्हणजे साक्षात श्रीसरस्वतीचा प्रदेश! 

विद्यार्जन नि विद्यादानाला 

जे सदैव सप्रेम सादर असतं 

ते माझं दादर, म्हणजे दादर, म्हणजे दादर असतं! 

वसंत देसाई, वसंत प्रभू 

सी रामचंद्र नि सुधीर फडके 

दादरचेच तर होते 

ब्रॊडवे समोरच्या फूटपाथवर 

चक्क नौशादसाहेब झोपत होते! 

मीनाकुमारी ’रूपतारा’त चहा द्यायला जायची 

‘रणजित’ समोरच्या बसंती हॊल मधे 

लताजींची रिहर्सल चालायची! 

असं माझं दादर, कला-संगीताचं माहेरघर असतं… 

म्हणूनच गडया, 

दादर म्हणजे दादर म्हणजे दादर असतं... 

श्रीकृष्ण्चा फर्मास बटाटावडा 

नि शिवाजी मंदिरला ’वस्त्रहरण’ 

नाटक संपलं की ’सिंधुदुर्गा’ वर 

नायतर नाकासमोरच्या गोमांतकात, 

खेकडयाचा रस्सा नि खमंग सुरमईचं 

दादर हे एक झणझणीत चमचमीत डिनर असतं 

ही मज्जा कुठ्ठेच नाही, म्हणूनच तर मित्रा.. 

दादर म्हणजे दादर म्हणजे दादर असतं... 

शिवाजी पार्कच्या मैदानाला 

एक किलोमीटरचा कटटा असतो, 

तरुणांपासून ते पेन्शनरांपर्यंत 

इथे प्रत्येकाचा हक्काचा अड्डा असतो! 

चौपाटीच्या भेळेला सूर्यास्ताचा रंग असतो 

’सीसीडी’ किंवा ’बरिस्ता’वाल्या पब्लिक चा 

मात्र निराळाच ढंग असतो! 

पण कितीही विदेशी रेस्तरां आले तरी 

काला-खटटा च्या गाडीवर मात्र 

गि-हाईक हमेशा हजर असतं... 

नो वंडर देन, की दादर म्हणजे दादर, म्हणजे दादर असतं 

हिंदमाता पासून ते पार स्टेशनपर्यंत 

साधना च्या डोशापासून ते कैलाश च्या लस्सीपर्यंत 

लग्नाच्या साडयांपासून पंजाबी ड्रेस पर्यंत 

फाळके रोडवर खरेदी करा पाय दुखेपर्यंत! 

पश्चिमेचा बाजार नि चोवीस तास वर्दळ 

फुलबाजारात घुमतो लिली-गुलाबाचा दर्वळ 

भाजीच्या गल्लीत नकळत बसतो धक्का 

गरम इडली ’विसावा’ची नि सामंतांचा चक्का 

अंडयापासून गेंडयापर्यंत नि पिनपासून पियानोपर्यंत 

दादरमध्ये खरेदीला कधीच नसतो अंत! 

हज्जारो विक्रेत्यांच्या पोटापाण्याचं साधन असतं 

दादर म्हणजे दादर म्हणजे दादर असतं... 

पोर्तुगीज चर्चची घंटा घणघणते दूर 

नि पूर्वेकडच्या मशिदीत बांगेचा सूर 

इकडे गुरुद्वारा तिकडे स्वामीनारायण 

नि पारशांच्या अग्यारीत रमतो अग्निनारायण 

सग्गळ्या धर्मांचं जिथे एक गेट-टुगेदर असतं 

ते माझं दादर, म्हणजे दादर, म्हणजे दादर असतं 

ज्यांच्या वाडवडिलांची असते बख्खळ पुण्याई 

त्याच लोकांचं इथे घर असतं, 

दादर म्हणजे दादर म्हणजे दादर असतं....