Tuesday, February 22, 2011

When Rajanikanth starts programming..

After hearing the pain of Software Engineers, the great Rajani thought of programming some stuff. Here's the out come of what Rajani has done with the programming.

  • Rajanikanth is the super class of all classes in Java (including Object class).
  • Rajanikanth can override a final function/variable.
  • Rajanikanth can serialize static data members of any class.
  • Rajanikanth can serialize transient variables.
  • Rajanikanth can extend interfaces in classes.
  • Rajanikanth can “force” garbage collector to run..and guess what .. GC runs as higher priority thread n starts collecting garbage.
  • Rajanikanth can make a class abstract and final both at same time.
  • Rajanikanth can make a top class private.
  • Rajanikanth never gets stackOverFlowException.
  • Rajanikanth never faces any exception (Rather, Java can face RajanikanthException for any exception conditions).
  • Rajanikanth never “try” any code, he directly “catch” the exceptions.
  • Rajanikanth can divide by zero. – (older one)
  • Rajanikanth can run Java byte code on “any” machine (Including but not limited to Java Virtual Machine).
  • Rajanikanth Can use Pointers in JAVA
  • Rajanikanth access all PRIVATE data of any class
  • Rajanikanth use Operator Overloading in Java
  • Rajanikanth pass losts of Parameter using “Pass By Reference”
  • Rajanikanth is only person who use printf() in java
  • Rajanikanth can Declare function body in INTERFACE.
  • Rajanikanth can do MULTIPLE inheritance in JAVA straightfoward.
  • Rajanikanth Run Thread Program without Thread LIFECYCLE.
  • In catch box if u write catch(Rajanikanth e) it will catch all exceptions including EXCEPTION E.
  • Rajanikanth can run .NET exe on any platform like Mac, Linux, Unix, Windows, Mobile etc and on Railway platforms too.
  • Rajanikanth doesn’t follow any coding standards. All coding standards follow him.
  • Rajanikanth can create an integer variable and assign infinity as value.
  • Rajanikanth can create an Array of infinite size because he doesn’t have any boundaries.

 

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