After hearing the pain of Software Engineers, the great Rajani thought of programming some stuff. Here's the out come of what Rajani has done with the programming.
 
- Rajanikanth is the super class of all classes in Java (including Object class).
 - Rajanikanth can override a final function/variable.
 - Rajanikanth can serialize static data members of any class.
 - Rajanikanth can serialize transient variables.
 - Rajanikanth can extend interfaces in classes.
 - Rajanikanth can “force” garbage collector to run..and guess what .. GC runs as higher priority thread n starts collecting garbage.
 - Rajanikanth can make a class abstract and final both at same time.
 - Rajanikanth can make a top class private.
 - Rajanikanth never gets stackOverFlowException.
 - Rajanikanth never faces any exception (Rather, Java can face RajanikanthException for any exception conditions).
 - Rajanikanth never “try” any code, he directly “catch” the exceptions.
 - Rajanikanth can divide by zero. – (older one)
 - Rajanikanth can run Java byte code on “any” machine (Including but not limited to Java Virtual Machine).
 - Rajanikanth Can use Pointers in JAVA
 - Rajanikanth access all PRIVATE data of any class
 - Rajanikanth use Operator Overloading in Java
 - Rajanikanth pass losts of Parameter using “Pass By Reference”
 - Rajanikanth is only person who use printf() in java
 - Rajanikanth can Declare function body in INTERFACE.
 - Rajanikanth can do MULTIPLE inheritance in JAVA straightfoward.
 - Rajanikanth Run Thread Program without Thread LIFECYCLE.
 - In catch box if u write catch(Rajanikanth e) it will catch all exceptions including EXCEPTION E.
 - Rajanikanth can run .NET exe on any platform like Mac, Linux, Unix, Windows, Mobile etc and on Railway platforms too.
 - Rajanikanth doesn’t follow any coding standards. All coding standards follow him.
 - Rajanikanth can create an integer variable and assign infinity as value.
 - Rajanikanth can create an Array of infinite size because he doesn’t have any boundaries.
 
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