Funnism: August 2013

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Sardar special

Sardar continued...

Sardar road pe potty kar raha tha.
Police ne use pakad liya. Jab use le jaane lage to sardar bola kanoon ke rakhwalon, saboot to utha lo...

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Sardar:- Yaar toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya h.
Dukardar:- 1 baal toota to naya Q le rahe ho.
Sardar:- Jo tuta h wo akhiri tha...
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Sardar:- Bhai 2 ticket dena.
Conductor:- 2 kyu.
Sardar:- 1 kho jaye to dusra kaam ayega.
Conductor:- Agar dono kho gaye to.
Sardar:- Abe fir paas kab kaam ayega.

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Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..?
Kyunki sardarji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h...

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Sardar flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot:-
Ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno...

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Sardarni:- Please bike tez na chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.
Sardar:- Agar tujhe bhi dar lag raha h to meri tarah ankhein band kar le...
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Sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.
Aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya
kamino aaj to amawasya h, chand to hoga hi nahi...

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1 Sardar ko exam me koi sawal nahi aata tha to sardar ne har sawal ke neche |||||||||| lines laga di or likha Scratch kar ke answer padh lo...

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Sardar ne apni wife ko 1 whisky ka peg diya to wife:- Chhiiii !! kitna kadva h.
Sardar:- Aur tu sochti h main roz Ash karta hu...
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1 bar 300 sardar ship me travel kar rahe the lekin sare maar gaye.
Kese..?
Ship bichme khrab hua to dhaka dene niche uter gaye...

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Sardar jungle se ja rha tha to 1 chudail ne use rok ke kha:- Hu Hu
Ha Ha Ha... Rukja main chudail hu.
Sardar:- Mainu pata h. Teri 1
behan mere naal hi vyaahi h.

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Sardar hotel me murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhul gaya. Waiter:- What do u like to
have sir.?
Sardar:- 1 Plate Egg's father...

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Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga:- Banglore aya Banglore, Balle balle.
Air hostess:- Hello sir b silent.
Sardar:- Ok, anglore aya anglore,
alle alle.

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Sardar:- Tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho..?
Halwai:- 30 saal se.
Sardar:- Badi sharm ki baat h tum se aaj tak jalebi sidhi nahi bani.

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Sardar wrong side car chala rha tha to bola:- O shit, Aaj phir late ho gaya sare log wapas jaa rahe hai...
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Sardar 1st time plane me baitha,
jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha sardar pilot ko maarne laga aur
bola:- Saale main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar rha h.
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Friday, August 30, 2013

PJ

Khatarnak PJs..

Open at your own risk !!!

Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
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Think Think....
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Its because....
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Monday is a Weak Day....

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Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?
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Ans: On Television.. ..
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Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?
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Guess plz....
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He'll ask:
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"Where is Pop Corn?"
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Q: What is the full form of CNBC ???
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It means....
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Cartoon Network for Business Community !!
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Q) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.
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Q) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.
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Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
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ANS:
Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....
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Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple ???
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Guess???
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MARUTI 800!!!
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Q: Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?
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Socho....
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Kol-Kata.... .
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Bear this PJ !!

Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
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Simple!

The Latter is Vaccinated.. .!!

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Message from Dahi-Handi

What is the learning out of the famous dahi hundi which is dedicated to The Lord ?

Unless you build a base, build your team, build your career with fundamentals, you can't reach the top and have malai/makkan.

If you are not able to reach top, you need to relook at your strategies, re look at your plan & re look at the people rather than blaming your fate, your team, your family, your organization, your boss... In reality a Krishna will be born in front of you, form a team with fundamentals and climb in front of you. Full your mind with positive thought and build a strong team. You need not have answers for all the question. Why are we celebrating dahi hundi every year? So that we rebuild and keep achieving it year on year... A lesson to be learnt in every mythological story!