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Khatarnak pjs .Read at ur own risk

Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the, PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN
PARAG!
Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha!
KYUN?

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Kyuki,
UNCHE LOG! UNCHHI PASAND! MANIKCHAND!!

What do you call a Chinese who's lost her way home?
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Bhu Lee

Why don!t ppl clap in Afghanistan?

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Because there's the tali-ban!

If u touch  2014 calender u will get a Shock
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do u know y?
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Bcoz
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2014 is "CURRENT" year..

This PJ might blow ur senses away:

What do u call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day ?
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Jaswanti
(just 1 tea)...

Which animal keeps calling(dialling) crow?

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Crow-co-dile

Name a city in which no one can live...????
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Think think...
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ELECTRICITY

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PJ

Khatarnak PJs..

Open at your own risk !!!

Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
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Think Think....
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Its because....
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Monday is a Weak Day....

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Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?
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Ans: On Television.. ..
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Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?
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Guess plz....
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He'll ask:
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"Where is Pop Corn?"
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Q: What is the full form of CNBC ???
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It means....
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Cartoon Network for Business Community !!
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Q) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.
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Q) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.
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Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
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ANS:
Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....
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Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple ???
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Guess???
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MARUTI 800!!!
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Q: Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?
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Socho....
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Kol-Kata.... .
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Bear this PJ !!

Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
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Simple!

The Latter is Vaccinated.. .!!

Onion price-rise

Just now, we came to know the real reason for the price-rise of Onions.

Well, actually Rajanikanth has ordered Onion Uthappa.

Some PJ

Gabbar - Kitne Admi the?

Kalia - Sarkar 2

Gabbar= Mujhe ginti nahi Aati, 2 kya hota hai?

Kalia - 2, 1 ke Baad Aata hai.

Gabbar - Or 2 k pehle?

Kalia - 2 k pehle 1 Aata hai.

Gabbar - To bich me kaun Aata hai?

Kalia - Bich me koi nahi Aata

Gabbar - To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi Aate?

Kalia - 2, 1 k baad hi aa sakta hai Q ki 2,1 se bada hai..

Gabar - 2, 1 se Kitna bada hai?

Kalia - Kutte...! goli marni hai to mar de, Tera namak khaya hai, CHAWANPRASH Nahi...;)

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 डॉक्टरांनी दिनू ला प्लास्टिक सर्जरी करून नवीन कान बसवला...
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दिनू : डॉक्टर तुम्ही मूर्ख आहात का?? तुम्ही मला एका स्त्रीचा कान बसवलाय...!!
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डॉक्टर: दोन्ही मध्ये काही फरक नाही ऐकू तर येतंय ना...
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दिनू : फरक आहे...
मला ऐकू तर येतंय पण काही कळत नाहीये...

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Teacher : What would you do to make "SEVEN" an even number ?

Golu : By subtracting one from it.

Teacher : Very Good!

Any other way of doing it ?

(Pappu raised his hand)
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Pappu : By subtracting "S" from it. ;)

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"Dost Aye The Kabar Pe Diya
Jalane
Ke Liye"
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GAUR FARMAIYE
Dost Aye The Kbr Pe Dia Jalane
Ke Liye,
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Rakha Hua Phool B Le Gye
kamine Valentine Day Manane K
Liye :'( :( :p

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 Snta ne Evrest Pe Dekha, 3 Baba Bethe The Or Tambaku Ragad Rhe The

Snta-Baba Ye Kya h?

Baba-Masala!
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Snta-O Teri Ki, Evrest Masale Aap Bnate Ho?.......