Rajanikanth is back

He is Back:

Why does the needle of a Magnetic compass always point North? Because Rajnikant lives in south & nobody dares to point at him...!

People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status Via Calculator...

Reporter to Rajnikant: how many jokes have been made on you till now?
Rajni: only 2 or 3.
Reporter: only 2 or 3?
Rajni: enna RASCALA! Rest all are facts!

Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawdhan!

Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running

Rajnikant participated in 1000 m race and obviously he came first But EINSTEIN died after watching that Coz ... LIGHT came second...

Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study, Graham bell used 'Candle' to study, Shakshpeare studied in 'Street lights' But .....
Do u know about Rajnikant......????
Only Agarbatti

When Rajnikant was a student! You can't guess this one...
Teachers used to bunk!

While playing once Rajnikant said "statue" to a girl... Now that Statue is know as
"Statue of Liberty"

Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikant.

Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in the monsoons.... and .... The rain was cancelled due to the match.

Why did british leave India in 1947?
Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikant was going to be born in 1948...

This Msg. is Sent in the Interest of Humanity- Guys Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else he will Delete INTERNET..

Now, the last but not the least:                  Once while travelling by train in Gujarat , Rajnikant bought tea frm a   kid........ You know the rest of the story..

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Why does the needle of a Magnetic compass always point North? Because Rajnikant lives in south & nobody dares to point at him...!

People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status Via Calculator...

Reporter to Rajnikant: how many jokes have been made on you till now?
Rajni: only 2 or 3.
Reporter: only 2 or 3?
Rajni: enna RASCALA! Rest all are facts!

Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawdhan!

Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running

Rajnikant participated in 1000 m race and obviously he came first But EINSTEIN died after watching that Coz ... LIGHT came second...

Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study, Graham bell used 'Candle' to study, Shakshpeare studied in 'Street lights' But .....
Do u know about Rajnikant......????
Only Agarbatti

When Rajnikant was a student! You can't guess this one...
Teachers used to bunk!

While playing once Rajnikant said "statue" to a girl... Now that Statue is know as "Statue of Liberty"

Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd,
no one fools Rajnikant.

Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in the monsoons.... and .... The rain was cancelled due to the match.

One day Rajnikant gone 4 morning walk & in afternoon police arrstd him..
WHY? Bcoz he reachd USA witout visa

Why did british leave India in 1947? Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikant was going to be born in 1948...

This Msg. is being Sent in the Interest of Humanity-"Guys Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else he will Delete the INTERNET..."

Solving Maths Problem

Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student: Wrong question.
Bangladeshi student: Hum toh school hi
nahi Gaya.
American student:
It's strange, how is it possible?
Indian Rajnikant solved it:
Two / Ten
=wo/en
(T with T cancel)
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
So,
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2
Saala Maths ka itihaas hila dala.
YANNA RASCALA, MIND IT !!

Fullto Puneri - Chitale Bandhu

·         वेळ: दुपारचे १:५९.
स्थऴ: चितळे बंधू, डेक्कन, पुणे.

दुकानाचे शटर खाली अोढले जात असते. शटर बंद होणार इतक्यात एक जण जोरात सरपटत आत िशरतो.
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तो िचतळ्यांना म्हणतो "आज मी कोणत्याही पिरस्थीतीत दोन नंतर बाकरवडी घेऊन दाखवणार..!"

बाहेर सगळी गर्दी जमा होऊन बघत असते...

१० मिनटे आत जोरदार आदळ-आपट चालू असल्याचा आवाज येत असतो...

तेवढ्यात शटर उघडले जाते व तो माणूस िरकाम्या हाती जीव घेऊन पळून जातो.

भाऊसाहेब िचतळे हात झटकत बाहेर येतात. लोक िवचारतात, "काय झालं?"

भाऊसाहेब: "कुठून कठून येतात..., म्हणे दुपारी दोन नंतर बाकरवडी घेऊन दाखवतो...."

लोक: "कोण होता तो?"

भाऊसाहेब: "काय माहीत, पण नाव काहीतरी 'रजनीकांत' असे सांगत होता..."

Onion price-rise

Just now, we came to know the real reason for the price-rise of Onions.

Well, actually Rajanikanth has ordered Onion Uthappa.

Rajani is back

All new series of Rajanikanth:

Rajanikanth was shot today... Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral!

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 Rajanikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'!

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 Rajanikanth can draw a straight line with a compass!

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 Rajanikanth knows who let the dogs out!!

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 Rajanikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale!

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The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajanikanth`s signature!!!

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Rajanikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!!

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Rajanikanth is the secret of Boost`s
energy;
and Complan is a Rajanikanth boy!

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Rajanikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but
Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!!

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Intel's new ad: "Rajanikanth Inside"
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When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajanikanth.
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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJANIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!!
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The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!
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An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajanikanth stopped it in Lonawala!
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Rajanikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
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Only Rajanikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.
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Rajanikanth is the person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
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Rajanikanth went to the world cooking championship...of course Rajani won. But guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.

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Rajanikanth Vs Ashok Saraf

Rajanikanth's Dog

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Rajanikanth - The Complete Reference

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Rajanikanth Calling

 

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Rajani Birthday

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Rajanikanth Illusion

 

Wanna see Rajnikanth? Shake your heads seeing this picture! Amazing illusion!!

Rajanikanth Reloaded !!!

Once Rajnikanth was on the hot seat of KBC
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And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. Mind it!

One day Rajnikanth bunked school. Since then it is known as Sunday

Once Rajnikanth gone for a walk and after one hour police arrested him
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He reached USA and having No Visa with him

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Maalik Se Sawdhan:-

THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!

Sachin Tendulkar’s mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar
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Is there a need to say anything beyond this???

When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough note....&

Now they call it as .............Wikipedia

Rajinikanth got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
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He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

 

 

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When Rajanikanth starts programming..

After hearing the pain of Software Engineers, the great Rajani thought of programming some stuff. Here's the out come of what Rajani has done with the programming.

• Rajanikanth is the super class of all classes in Java (including Object class).
• Rajanikanth can override a final function/variable.
• Rajanikanth can serialize static data members of any class.
• Rajanikanth can serialize transient variables.
• Rajanikanth can extend interfaces in classes.
• Rajanikanth can “force” garbage collector to run..and guess what .. GC runs as higher priority thread n starts collecting garbage.
• Rajanikanth can make a class abstract and final both at same time.
• Rajanikanth can make a top class private.
• Rajanikanth never gets stackOverFlowException.
• Rajanikanth never faces any exception (Rather, Java can face RajanikanthException for any exception conditions).
• Rajanikanth never “try” any code, he directly “catch” the exceptions.
• Rajanikanth can divide by zero. – (older one)
• Rajanikanth can run Java byte code on “any” machine (Including but not limited to Java Virtual Machine).
• Rajanikanth Can use Pointers in JAVA
• Rajanikanth access all PRIVATE data of any class
• Rajanikanth use Operator Overloading in Java
• Rajanikanth pass losts of Parameter using “Pass By Reference”
• Rajanikanth is only person who use printf() in java
• Rajanikanth can Declare function body in INTERFACE.
• Rajanikanth can do MULTIPLE inheritance in JAVA straightfoward.
• Rajanikanth Run Thread Program without Thread LIFECYCLE.
• In catch box if u write catch(Rajanikanth e) it will catch all exceptions including EXCEPTION E.
• Rajanikanth can run .NET exe on any platform like Mac, Linux, Unix, Windows, Mobile etc and on Railway platforms too.
• Rajanikanth doesn’t follow any coding standards. All coding standards follow him.
• Rajanikanth can create an integer variable and assign infinity as value.
• Rajanikanth can create an Array of infinite size because he doesn’t have any boundaries.

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Rajanikanth's Driving License

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The Great Rajanikanth

Here is yet another proof of greatness of Rajanikanth.

Mind It!!!!

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Who Killed the Bond?

Once, James Bond had fight with a person. Bond took his gun, fired at that man. After that, in his patent style, he said "I am Bond, James Bond."

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But then the person collected all the bullets fired at him, somehow made a bomb out of it and threw it on Bond. Bond died immediately. You must have guessed the person up to now.
The person said "Yanna Raskala, I am kanth....Rajanikanth."
Yet another feather in Rajani's hat.

Mind It!!!!

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New discoveries about Rajanikanth - Mind It

Here are some more discoveries about Rajanikanth.

1. Rajanikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
2. Rajanikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
3. If you spell ‘Rajanikanth’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
4. Rajanikanth can play the violin with a piano.
5. Rajanikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
6. Micheal Jordan to Rajani: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Rajani: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
7. Rajanikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
8. If Rajanikanth was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
9. When Rajanikanth logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
10. Rajanikanth once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"
11. Rajanikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
12. Rajanikanth can divide by zero.
13. Rajanikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
14. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

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Rajnikanth Effect

We have already seen some facts about Rajnikanth, here's yet another fact.