Funtoon - Happy Sunday

Solving Maths Problem

Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student: Wrong question.
Bangladeshi student: Hum toh school hi
nahi Gaya.
American student:
It's strange, how is it possible?
Indian Rajnikant solved it:
Two / Ten
=wo/en
(T with T cancel)
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
So,
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2
Saala Maths ka itihaas hila dala.
YANNA RASCALA, MIND IT !!

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Peace of Mind

Once Buddha was traveling with a few of his followers.
While they were passing a lake, Buddha told one of his disciples, "I am thirsty. Do get me some water from the lake."

The disciple walked up to the lake.
At that moment, a bullock cart started crossing through the lake.
As a result, the water became very muddy and turbid.

The disciple thought, "How can I give this muddy water to Buddha to drink?"

So he came back and told Buddha, "The water in there is very muddy. I don't think it is fit to drink."

After about half an hour, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back
to the lake.

The disciple went back, and found that the water was still muddy.

He returned and informed Buddha about the same.

After sometime, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back.

This time, the disciple found the mud had settled down, and the water was clean and clear.

So he collected some water in a pot and brought it to Buddha.

Buddha looked at the water, and then he looked up at the disciple and said,
" See what you did to make the water clean. You let it be, and the mud settled down on its own, and you have clear water."

Your mind is like that too ! When it is disturbed, just let it be. Give it a little time. It will settle down on its own.

You don't have to put in any effort to calm it down.
It will happen. It is effortless."

Having 'Peace of Mind' is not a strenuous job, it is an effortless process

Have a peacefull day!

Provoke your Thoughts

Read Twice with Peace of Mind

Chhoti si fish ne Apni Maa se Poocha : Hum Pani mein kyon rehte hai, zameen pe kyon nahi rehte ?

Mummy Fish sweetly replied: Hum Fish hai isliye Pani mein rehte hain, Zameen par toh sab "selfish" rehte hain ­!!!
 Death asked Life :
Why does everyone love you and hate me.
Life replied :
Because I am a beautiful Lie and you are  painful Truth

 A Lovely Logic for a beautiful Life
Never try to maintain relations in your life Just try to maintain life in your relations

 3 stages of Life:
Teen Age – Has time & energy – But no Money
Working Age – Has Money & Energy – But No Time
Old Age – Has Money & Time – But No Energy

 We are very good Lawyers for our mistakes; and very good Judges for others` mistakes

 World always say – Find good people and leave bad ones.
But I say, Find the good in people and ignore the bad in them Because No one is born perfect

 A fantastic sentence written on every Japanese bus stop.
Only buses will stop here – Not your time So Keep walking towards your goal

 Negative Thinkers focus on Problems
Positive thinkers focus on result

Happy Engineers Day! Some funny facts!!

Funny Facts About Engineers

1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.

2. An engineer learns to power of getting up at 9.25 am and reaching in the class at 9.30 am.

3. T-shirt and jeans are engineers national dress and maggie national food.

4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first brake that thing and than he would fix it. This is his lab work you don’t have nay right to disturb him.

5. An engineer can build a car, space ship and they even can make time machine. However they just can’t build a relationship with a girl.

6. An engineer don’t care for the rise in rate of petrol or gold but they get mad when cigarette costs Rs.2.45 instead of 2.40.

7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem than they will create one and would start solving it.

8. An engineer touches his car and phone more than his girl, if he have.

9. An engineer can have Dr. title but a doctor can’t have Er. title.

10. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final expression.

11. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because you’re CUTE. This is how Engineers flirt.

12. Non engineers have great mind, genius mind , brilliant mind but an engineer never mind.

13. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking attendance.

14. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.

15. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this.

16. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.

17. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents.

18. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.

19. The most common dialogue on the opening day of an engineering college is, “Bhai, iss saal bhi koi khaas ladkiya nahi hain!”

20. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having a bottle of beer in his hand......

Engineering rocks!

wish u all a very happy engineers day!!!

Fullto Puneri - Chitale Bandhu

·         वेळ: दुपारचे १:५९.
स्थऴ: चितळे बंधू, डेक्कन, पुणे.

दुकानाचे शटर खाली अोढले जात असते. शटर बंद होणार इतक्यात एक जण जोरात सरपटत आत िशरतो.
...
तो िचतळ्यांना म्हणतो "आज मी कोणत्याही पिरस्थीतीत दोन नंतर बाकरवडी घेऊन दाखवणार..!"

बाहेर सगळी गर्दी जमा होऊन बघत असते...

१० मिनटे आत जोरदार आदळ-आपट चालू असल्याचा आवाज येत असतो...

तेवढ्यात शटर उघडले जाते व तो माणूस िरकाम्या हाती जीव घेऊन पळून जातो.

भाऊसाहेब िचतळे हात झटकत बाहेर येतात. लोक िवचारतात, "काय झालं?"

भाऊसाहेब: "कुठून कठून येतात..., म्हणे दुपारी दोन नंतर बाकरवडी घेऊन दाखवतो...."

लोक: "कोण होता तो?"

भाऊसाहेब: "काय माहीत, पण नाव काहीतरी 'रजनीकांत' असे सांगत होता..."

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Funtoon - Generation Gap

Best moments of life

13 Best moments of life:

1.To fall in love.
.
2.To clear your last exam.
.
3.To wake up and realize
its still
possible
to sleep.
.
4.To get a phone call
saying class is
cancelled.
.
5.To feel butterflies every
time you
see
THAT PERSON..
.
6.To see an old friend
again and to
feel
that things have not
Changed..
.
7.To touch the fingers of
newly
born child..
.
8.Speaking to an old friend
on
sunday
evening..
.
9.Waiting for a call or
message from
your loved one when you
are
alone..
.
10.Walking alone on a
silent road at
night
and listening to your
favourite
songs..
.
11.Riding on a highway
while its
raining
.
12.Speaking to the special
one on
phone
while standing infront of
the
mirror.
.
Feels just Awesome :)
.
and the last one is 'rite
now'..
.
13.While reading this there
was constant
smile on your face which
was one
of the best moments I
believe..!
.
Keep smiling, It really suits
u...! :)

Everything in this world is pretty simple,
the only problem is,
u hv to be genius to understand simplicity

108 Ganesha Names and their meanings

108 Names of Lord Ganesha (with meanings)

1. Akhurath – One who has Mouse as His Charioteer

2. Alampata –Ever Eternal Lord

3. Amit –Incomparable Lord

4. Anantachidrupamayam – Infinite and Consciousness Personified

5. Avaneesh – Lord of the whole World

6. Avighna – Remover of Obstacles

7. Balaganapati –Beloved and Lovable Child

8. Bhalchandra –Moon-Crested Lord

9. Bheema – Huge and Gigantic

10. Bhupati – Lord of the Gods

11. Bhuvanpati – God of the Gods

12. Buddhinath – God of Wisdom

13. Buddhipriya –Knowledge Bestower

14. Buddhividhata –God of Knowledge

15. Chaturbhuj – One who has Four Arms

16. Devadeva – Lord of All Lords

17. Devantakanashakarin – Destroyer of Evils And Asuras

18. Devavrata – One who accepts all Penances

19. Devendrashika –Protector of All Gods

20. Dharmik – One who gives Charity

21. Dhoomravarna –Smoke-Hued Lord

22. Durja – Invincible Lord

23. Dvaimatura – One who has two Mothers

24. Ekaakshara – He of the Single Syllable

25. Ekadanta – Single-Tusked Lord

26. Ekadrishta –Single-Tusked Lord

27. Eshanputra – Lord Shiva’s Son

28. Gadadhara – One who has The Mace as His Weapon

29. Gajakarna – One who has Eyes like an Elephant

30. Gajanana –Elephant-Faced Lord

31. Gajananeti –Elephant-Faced Lord

32. Gajavakra – Trunk of The Elephant

33. Gajavaktra – One who has Mouth like An Elephant

34. Ganadhakshya –Lord of All Ganas (Gods)

35. Ganadhyakshina –Leader of All The Celestial Bodies

36. Ganapati – Lord of All Ganas (Gods)

37. Gaurisuta – The Son of Gauri (Parvati)

38. Gunina – One who is The Master of All Virtues

39. Haridra – One who is Golden Coloured

40. Heramba –Mother’s Beloved Son

41. Kapila – Yellowish-Brown Coloured

42. Kaveesha – Master of Poets

43. Krti – Lord of Music

44. Kripalu – Merciful Lord

45. Krishapingaksha –Yellowish-Brown Eyed

46. Kshamakaram –The Place of Forgiveness

47. Kshipra – One who is easy to Appease

48. Lambakarna –Large-Eared Lord

49. Lambodara – The Huge Bellied Lord

50. Mahabala –Enormously Strong Lord

51. Mahaganapati –Omnipotent and Supreme Lord

52. Maheshwaram –Lord of The Universe

53. Mangalamurti –All Auspicious Lord

54. Manomay –Winner of Hearts

55. Mrityuanjaya –Conqueror of Death

56. Mundakarama –Abode of Happiness

57. Muktidaya –Bestower of Eternal Bliss

58. Musikvahana –One who has mouse As charioteer

59. Nadapratithishta –One who Appreciates And Loves Music

60. Namasthetu –Vanquisher of All Evils & Vices & Sins

61. Nandana – Lord Shiva’s Son

62. Nideeshwaram –Giver of Wealth and Treasures

63. Omkara – One who has the Form Of OM

64. Pitambara – One who has Yellow-Coloured Body

65. Pramoda – Lord of All Abodes

66. Prathameshwara –First Among All

67. Purush – The Omnipotent Personality

68. Rakta – One who has Red-Coloured Body

69. Rudrapriya –Beloved Of Lord Shiva

70. Sarvadevatman –Acceptor of All Celestial Offerings

71. Sarvasiddhanta –Bestower of Skills And Wisdom

72. Sarvatman –Protector of The Universe

73. Shambhavi – The Son of Parvati

74. Shashivarnam –One who has a Moon Like Complexion

75. Shoorpakarna –Large-Eared Lord

76. Shuban – All Auspicious Lord

77. Shubhagunakanan – One who is The Master of All Virtues

78. Shweta – One who is as Pure as the White Colour

79. Siddhidhata –Bestower of Success & Accomplishments

80. Siddhipriya –Bestower of Wishes and Boons

81. Siddhivinayaka –Bestower of Success

82. Skandapurvaja –Elder Brother of Skand (Lord Kartik)

83. Sumukha –Auspicious Face

84. Sureshwaram –Lord of All Lords

85. Swaroop – Lover of Beauty

86. Tarun Ageless

87. Uddanda –Nemesis of Evils and Vices

88. Umaputra – The Son of Goddess Uma (Parvati)

89. Vakratunda –Curved Trunk Lord

90. Varaganapati –Bestower of Boons

91. Varaprada –Granter of Wishes and Boons

92. Varadavinayaka –Bestower of Success

93. Veeraganapati –Heroic Lord

94. Vidyavaridhi –God of Wisdom

95. Vighnahara –Remover of Obstacles

96. Vignaharta –Demolisher of Obstacles

97. Vighnaraja – Lord of All Hindrances

98. Vighnarajendra –Lord of All Obstacles

99.Vighnavinashanaya –Destroyer of All Obstacles & Impediments

100. Vigneshwara –Lord of All Obstacles

101. Vikat – Huge and Gigantic

102. Vinayaka – Lord of All

103. Vishwamukha –Master of The Universe

104. Vishwaraja –King of The World

105. Yagnakaya –Acceptor of All Sacred & Sacrficial Offerings

106. Yashaskaram –Bestower of Fame and Fortune

107. Yashvasin –Beloved and Ever Popular Lord.

108. Yogadhipa – The Lord of Meditation

Message from Ganapati Utsava

What is the significance of worshiping Lord Ganesha?

Vinayaka is the Lord who removes all obstacles. The elephant is noted for its acute intelligence. Ganesha's elephant head symbolises sharpness of intellect and the highest power of discrimination. In a forest, when an elephant moves through the jungle, it clears all the obstacles, and leads the way for others to follow. Likewise, worship Ganesha at the start of any activity. His Grace is sufficient to clear all the obstacles in your path and grant success in your undertakings. The small mouse is a clever and lively creature. Symbolically it implies that we should be wise, agile and diligent in our actions. Vinayaka is a deity of infinite potency, who encompasses the entire universe within Himself. Accord Him a place of honour and secure His Grace. Then your journey of life will be made smoother and happier.

Happy Vinayaka Chavithi/Ganapathi Utsav...

Marathi Poem - Thoda break haway yaar

थकलोय मी फार,
थोडा break हवाय यार.
धावपळीतून थोडेतरी क्षण विश्रांतीचे चार,
थोडा break हवाय यार.
किती वाटलं ओझं तरीही
ते माझंच आहे,
जरी ते माझंच असलं तरी
ओझ ते ओझंच आहे.
थोडावेळ तरी उतरवून
ठेवू का हा भार ?
थोडा break हवाय यार.
ढिगभराच्या कष्टामधून
मुठभरसे सुख्ख हवेय,
घास सुख्खाचा खाण्यासाठी निवांत वेळ कुठेय.
आज थोडं थांबू द्या,
उद्या होईन ना मी तयार.
थोडा break हवाय यार.
future च्या plans मुळे
present वरच पडलय पाणी,
ambitions चा गळ टाकून
बसलाय अदृश्य कोणी.
home loan फेडता फेडता
home मधेच alone झालोय.
corporate targets पूर्ण करून emotionless
zone झालोय.
before forty सर्व पार करायचय distance is
so far.
थोडा break हवाय यार.
कळलच नाही कधी पाउस गेला
थंडी आली,
आणि काय काय झाले बदल,
कळलच नाही कधी झाली आपलेपणाची पानगळ.
गर्दीत ओळखीच्यापैकी कुणालाच ओळखता येत
नाही,
तेव्हा VanHusen चा shirt हि थेंबभराच सुख्ख
देत नाही.
कळत नाही कधी
झालो इतका परका,
smile च्या formality मुळे प्रत्येकजण
दिसतो एक सारखा.
हा status, कि space सबकुच वाटतेय बेकार....
थोडा break हवाय यार...

Bappa Morya

Funny Laws

Law of equality :

The time taken by a wife when she says I will get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal u in 5 min!

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Law of Queue:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

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Law of Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.

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Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

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Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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Bath Theorem:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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Law of Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

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Law of the Result:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 

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Law of Bio mechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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Theatre Rule:

People with the seats at the farthest from the screen arrive last.

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Law of Coffee:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.

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Law of Proposal :

After you accept a proposal you will get a better one..

Funny English Language

Khatron ke khiladi

Good Thoughts

ईश्वर का दिया कभी अल्प नहीं होता;
जो टूट जाये वो संकल्प नहीं होता;
हार को लक्ष्य से दूर ही रखना;
क्योंकि जीत का कोई विकल्प नहीं होता।

जिंदगी में दो चीज़ें हमेशा टूटने के लिए ही होती हैं:
"सांस और साथ"
सांस टूटने से तो इंसान 1 ही बार मरता है;
पर किसी का साथ टूटने से इंसान पल-पल मरता है।

जीवन का सबसे बड़ा अपराध - किसी की आँख में आंसू आपकी वजह से होना।
और
जीवन की सबसे बड़ी उपलब्धि - किसी की आँख में आंसू आपके लिए होना।

जिंदगी जीना आसान नहीं होता;
बिना संघर्ष कोई महान नहीं होता;
जब तक न पड़े हथोड़े की चोट;
पत्थर भी भगवान नहीं होता।

जरुरत के मुताबिक जिंदगी जिओ - ख्वाहिशों के मुताबिक नहीं।
क्योंकि जरुरत तो फकीरों की भी पूरी हो जाती है;
और ख्वाहिशें बादशाहों की भी अधूरी रह जाती है।

मनुष्य सुबह से शाम तक काम करके उतना नहीं थकता;
जितना क्रोध और चिंता से एक क्षण में थक जाता है।

दुनिया में कोई भी चीज़ अपने आपके लिए नहीं बनी है।
जैसे:
दरिया - खुद अपना पानी नहीं पीता।
पेड़ - खुद अपना फल नहीं खाते।
सूरज - अपने लिए हररात नहीं देता।
फूल - अपनी खुशबु अपने लिए नहीं बिखेरते।
मालूम है क्यों?
क्योंकि दूसरों के लिए ही जीना ही असली जिंदगी है।

मांगो तो अपने रब से मांगो;
जो दे तो रहमत और न दे तो किस्मत;
लेकिन दुनिया से हरगिज़ मत माँगना;
क्योंकि दे तो एहसान और न दे तो शर्मिंदगी।

कभी भी 'कामयाबी' को दिमाग और 'नकामी' को दिल में जगह नहीं देनी चाहिए।
क्योंकि, कामयाबी दिमाग में घमंड और नकामी दिल में मायूसी पैदा करती है।

कौन देता है उम्र भर का सहारा। लोग तो जनाज़े में भी कंधे बदलते रहते हैं।

कोई व्यक्ति कितना ही महान क्यों न हो, आंखे मूंदकर उसके पीछे न चलिए।
यदि ईश्वर की ऐसी ही मंशा होती तो वह हर प्राणी को आंख, नाक, कान, मुंह, मस्तिष्क आदि क्यों देता?

Teachings from Hollywood and Bollywood Movies

Hollywood and Bollywood Movies...

5 things American Movies Teach Us:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.

2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.

3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote Basketball/Baseball.

4. Aliens have special interest in attacking the U.S.

5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves & vampires.

5 things Indian Movies teach us:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.

2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry, whichever wire you cut... you always choose the right one".

3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wounds.

4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.
The most hilarious one...

5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.

An appeal to every true Indian