Superb Snap

Here is an amazing snap of a rainbow going end to end over the Bay Bridge in San Francisco.

  

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The Great Rajanikanth

Here is yet another proof of greatness of Rajanikanth.

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More about Rajanikanth

Puneri Patya

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Who Killed the Bond?

Once, James Bond had fight with a person. Bond took his gun, fired at that man. After that, in his patent style, he said "I am Bond, James Bond."

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But then the person collected all the bullets fired at him, somehow made a bomb out of it and threw it on Bond. Bond died immediately. You must have guessed the person up to now.
The person said "Yanna Raskala, I am kanth....Rajanikanth."
Yet another feather in Rajani's hat.

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Joke of the Day

A boy watches a beautiful girl sitting right next to him and writes on a paper "I love you, do you love me?". He passes the paper to her. She replies "NO". He didn't give up. He rubbed her answer and passed it on to another girl and she replied "YES".

Moral of the story : Definitely not what you think. It is "Save Earth, Recycle Paper!!!"

Joke - Laws of Life

Here are some funny laws of life

Law of exam:
          The topic we leave will come in the exam for sure!

Law of queue:
          The queue you just left will move faster than the one you are in!

Law of mechanics:          Whenever there's a greece in your hands, your nose starts to itch terribly!

Law of reachability:
          A coin dropped down will attain the most unreachable corner possible!

Law of encounter:
          Probability of meeting a known person is very high when you are with some one you are not supposed to be with!

Theorem of telephone:
          When dialing a wrong number it will never be engaged! 

Funny Java Interview Questions

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different ... nothing more

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres & autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will
follow?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

Q. What is the difference between Process and Threads?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.

 

 

AC vs DC

New discoveries about Rajanikanth - Mind It

Here are some more discoveries about Rajanikanth.

1. Rajanikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
2. Rajanikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
3. If you spell ‘Rajanikanth’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
4. Rajanikanth can play the violin with a piano.
5. Rajanikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
6. Micheal Jordan to Rajani: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Rajani: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
7. Rajanikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
8. If Rajanikanth was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
9. When Rajanikanth logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
10. Rajanikanth once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"
11. Rajanikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
12. Rajanikanth can divide by zero.
13. Rajanikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
14. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

 More discoveries about Rajanikanth.

Gender Discrimination - the facebook example.

This is an example of gender discrimination on facebook.

Rajnikanth Effect

We have already seen some facts about Rajnikanth, here's yet another fact.

Paul Octopus Effect

If you are a football follower, you must have heard about the Paul Octopus. Here's the funny picture depicting 'the paul octopus effect'. Poor parot.

Software Engineers are so Adjustive

 

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Funny Assumption

 

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Assal Puneri!!!

Lateral Thinking!!!

                                                            

A Great Love Story

Once there was a boy who loved a girl but that girl only hated him,boy asked the girl that he will change her hatred to love & he asked girl that he will stand in front of her house till next 100 days storms and rains came but the boy didn't move with the passage of days that girl started falling in love with him on 99th day the girl decided that she will say that she also loves him with the rise of sun of 100th day the girl went out but the boy wasn't there she was worried then she found a paper on which it was written 

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"Tere chakkar mein teri SIDE wali set ho gai" . 

Programmers Story | Programmers Life

Evolution is continuous natural process. Every species try to adopt themselves to the environment around them and in the process of adopting looses some of its basic traits as well as gains some. Recently, I observed that even some human beings are evolving into different species and the newly-evolving species is "Programmers". (I, myself, am a programmer, LOL) Programmers are the one who spends every moment biting the gega bytes of code and feeling BUG-bites in spite of seating in clean, neat AC rooms. The life of all the programmers is nearly the same. Here is a toon depicting the GENERALIZED life of a programmer.

 

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100 facts you must knows about Rajnikant --- Mind it

1. Rajnikanth killed the Dead Sea.

2. When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.

3. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live.

4. Rajnikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.

5. Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

6. Rajnikanth can judge a book by its cover.

7. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.

8. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

9. Rajnikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.

10. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.

11. Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.

12. Rajnikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.

13. Rajnikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.

14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off.

15. Rajnikanth can build a snowman out of rain.

16. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

17. Rajnikanth can make onions cry.

18. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognises the element of surprise.

19. Rajnikanth has counted to infinity, twice.

20. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.

21. Rajnikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.

22. Rajnikanth did, in fact, build Rome in a day.

23. Rajnikanth once got into a knifefight. The knife lost.

24. Rajnikanth can play the violin with a piano.

25. Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.

26. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajnikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.

27. Rajnikanth can talk about Fight Club.

28. Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajnikanth lives in Chennai.

30. Rajnikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.

31. Rajnikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

32. Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

33. Rajnikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth.

34. Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s secret.

35. Water boils faster when Rajnikanth stares at it.

36. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

37. Rajnikanth kills two stones with one bird.

38. GOOGLE WON’T FIND RAJNIKANTH BECAUSE YOU DON’T FIND HIM, RAJNI FINDS YOU

39. Once a cobra bit Rajnikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

40.RAJNIKANTH PUTS THE LAUGHTER IN ‘MANSLAUGHTER’.

41. Rajnikanth gave the Joker his scars.

42. Rajnikanth leaves messages before the beep.

43. Rajnikanth once warned a young girl to be good “or else”. The result? Mother Teresa.

44. Rajnikanth electrocuted Iron Man.

45. Rajnikanth killed SpiderMan using Baygon anti-bug spray.

46. Rajnikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.

47. Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.

48. Rajnikanth can handle the truth.

49. Rajnikanth can speak Braille.

50. Rajnikanth can dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks.

51. Rajnikanth calls Voldemort by his name.

52. Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajnikanth did.

53. Rajnikanth can teach an old dog new tricks

54. Chuck Norris once met Rajnikanth. The result — he was reduced to a joke on the Internet.

55. Rajnikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result, small pox is now eradicated.

56. Rajnikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikanth.

57. Rajnikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

58. The last time Rajnikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.

59. Rajnikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.

60. Rajnikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

61. Rajnikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw himself.

62. Rajnikanth can lick his elbows.

63. Rajnikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

64. Rajnikanth does not get frostbite.Rajnikanth bites frost.

65. Rajnikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

66. Rajnikanth got his driver’s licence at the age of 16 seconds.

67. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajnikanth takes this as a personal insult.

68. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

69. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajnikanth
was born.

70. The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.

71. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn’t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.

72. Rajnikanth can give pain to painkillers and headache to Anacin.

73. Rajnikanth knows what women really want.

74. Time and tide wait for Rajnikanth.

75. Rajnikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.

76. As a child when Rajnikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.

77. Rajnikanth collects Honey from his private Moon — HoneyMoon.

78. Rajnikanth can answer a missed call.

79. Rajnikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.

80. Rajnikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.

81. Rajnikanth doesn’t shower. He only takes blood baths.

82. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajnikanth.

83. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajnikanth’s fist.

84. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikanth, there is no other way.

85. Rajnikanth’s every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.

86. Rajnikanth doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.

87. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajnikanth”.

88. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajnikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.

89. Rajnikanth is a champion in the game ‘hide n’ seek’, as no one can hide from Rajnikanth.

90. Rajnikanth proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.

91. Rajnikanth is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.

92. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajnikanth is on.

93. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajnikanth.

94. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajnikanth.

95. Rajnikanth’s first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.

96. Rajnikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

97. When Rajnikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

98. Rajnikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

99. Gmail’s new ID: gmail@rajnikanth.com

100. ‘Robot is released. Rajnikanth gives Times of India 3 stars.’

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Perfect solution for Ayodhya Issue.

New 10 Rupee Indian Coin

This is the design on new 10 Indian Rs. coin with the new Rupee Symbol.

निबंध | Marathi Essay

निबंध

Here is the collection of some funny essays. 

Enjoy!!!

निबंध- 'गाय'

अमेरिकेत मुलाला 'गाय' म्हणतात. भारतात गवत खाणाऱ्या प्राण्याला 'गाय' म्हणतात. गाईला चार पाय आणि दोन कान असतात. गाईचे तोंड गायतोंडे सरांसारखे असते. गाई फ़ावल्या वेळेत शेपटीने माश्या मारतात. गाई गोठ्यामध्ये गाई-गाई करतात. गाय दूध देते पण आम्ही चितळ्यांचे दूध पितो. गाईच्या 'शी' ला शेण म्हणतात‌. शीलाताई शेणाच्या गौऱ्या करते. गाईच्या पिल्लाला वासरू म्हणतात. वसुबारसेला वासराचे बारसे करतात. गाईची पूजा होते.पूजा मला फ़ार आवडते. ती माझ्या शेजारी बसते.

पुढचा विषय "बैल" लिहा बरं!!!

"bail" is similar to 'gaay' except for a small difference.....'bail' being a breadwinner of their family goes out works in farm while 'gaay' stay at home. wagh eats bail so write next essay on wagh.

वाघ जंगलात राहतो. Mr.वाघ आमच्या सोसायटीत राहतात. पण Mrs.वाघांसमोर ते गरिब 'गाय' आहेत. वाघ डरकाळ्या फ़ोडतो. Mrs.वाघ नाही डरकाळ्या फ़ोडत पण Mr.वाघांवर गुरगुरतात. वाघाच्या अंगावर पट्टे असतात. Mr.वाघ चट्टेरी-पट्टेरी शॉर्ट (घरात असताना) घालतात. वाघ शिकार करतो. शिकार केल्यानेच वाघांच्या जाती नष्ट  होत आहेत. जातिभेद नष्ट केले पाहिजेत पण वाघ टिकले पाहिजेत. वाघाने पोपट पळला आहे.........म्हणजे Miss नाजूका वाघ ने (वाघांची सुकन्या) पोपट पाळला आहे.

पुढचा विषय पोपट!!!

पोपट हा पाळीव पक्षी आहे. त्याचा रंग हिरवा असतो.त्याला एक चोच असते. नर जातीला बडबड करण्याची संधी मिळालेला एकमेव भूवासी आहे असं शेजारचे काका हळूच म्हणताना परवा ऐकले. (कोकिळ गात असुनही कोकिळा गाते असा गैरसमज आहे तसाच हा ही असावा असा अंदाज आहे असही काहिस पुढे म्हणाले.) पोपट मिरची खातो. त्यामुळे त्याची चोच लाल असते.

शेजारच्या गोरे काकांना काळा मुलगा झाला तेंव्हा त्यांचा पोपट झाला असे सगळे म्हणत होते. कावळा झाला असं म्हणायला पाहिजे होत असं मला वाटल. पण लोकांच्या पोपटपंची पुढे मी काय बोलणार.

पुढचा विषय 'कावळा'!!!

कावळा पाळीव पक्षी नाही. हा अन्याय आहे. कावळ्याने कोणाचे घोडे मारले आहे की, त्याला पाळत नाहीत ! मी पाळत नाही कारण मला टक्कल आहे,तो चोच मारेल अशी भीती वाटते. कावळा ओरडत नाही,कोकलतो किंवा कावकाव करतो.त्याच्यावर 'पैलतोगे काउ कोकताहे'- हे गाणे लिहिले आहे. परदेशातही तो असाच ओरडतो.(हे पाहून म्हणजे ऐकून पू.लं. ना देखिल खुप आश्चर्य वाटले होते). माणसाच्या कोकलण्याला काही ठिकाणी कावकाव म्हणले जाते. कावळा शक्यतो काळ्या रंगाचा असतो.मराठीत काळ्या बारोबर नेहमी कुळकुळीत हा शब्द येतो. कावळ्याला कितीही वाईट बोलले तरी शेवटी त्याच्या शिवाय मुक्ती मिळत नाही.

सुख-दुःख

दु:खाच्या घरी एकदा

जमली होती पार्टी

दारु बीरू पी‌ऊन अगदी

झींगली होती कार्टी...

दु:ख म्हणाले "दोस्तांनो!!"

बिलकुल लाजू नका

इतके दिवस छ्ळल म्हणून

राग मानू नका!!

मनात खूप साठल आहे 

काहीच सुचत नाही

माझी 'स्टोरी' सांगीतल्या शिवाय

आता राहवत नाही...

मी आणि सुख दोघे

जुळे भा‌ऊ होतो

पाच वर्षांचे होतो तेंव्हा

जत्रेत गेलो होतो...

गर्दी अशी जमली

नी गोंधळ असा उठला...

माणसांच्या त्या गर्दी मध्ये

सुखाचा हात सुटला!!

तेंव्हा पासून फिरतोय शोधत 

दुनियेच्या जत्रेत

दिसतोय का 'सुख' माझा

कोनाच्या ही नजरेत...

सुखा बरोबरचे लहानपणीचे

क्षण त्याला स्मरले

आणि सुखाच्या आठवणीने 

दुःख ढसाढसा रडले!!

नशा सगळ्यांची उतरली

दुःखाकडे पाहून!

दुःखालाही सुख मिळावे

वाटले राहून राहून...

सुखाच्या शोधामध्ये आता

मी सुध्दा फिरतोय 

दुःखाला शांत करायाचा

खूप प्रयत्न करतोय...

जीवनाच्या रथाचे

आहेत सुख-दुःख सारथी

सुख मिळाले तर दुःखाच्या घरी 

मीच दे‌ईन पार्टी!!

Joke : Financial Management

A beggar to another beggar : I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.

How? The other beggar asked.

First begger : Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.
I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-,
and enjoyed the dinner.  When the bill came, I said, I had no money.
The Taj manager called the police man, and handed me over to him.
 I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.

..................A wonderful example of financial management indeed.

Marathi Prashna | Marathi Questions

 

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Here we have tried to imagine what these two richest of the world, the famous IT-mammoths Steve Jobs of Apple and Bill Gates of Microsoft might be discussing. Very wild imaginations.. Enjoy!!

 

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Marathi Graffiti

More Marathi Graffiti's.

Poem - Jassechya Tase

 

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Poem - Engineering Engineering!!

Engg engg म्हणजे नक्की काय असतं???
Engg engg म्हणजे नक्की काय असतं???
pass out होणार्याला एकदम easy असतं.
suffer करणार्याला मात्र डोंगराएवढ ओझ असतं,
तरीही तुम्हा आम्हाला न सुटलेल कोडं असतं.

Engg engg म्हणजे नक्की काय असत???
सुरुवातीला distinction मिळ्वण्याच स्वप्न असतं.
पण हळुहळु झिरपत जावून,
४० मिळवण्यावरच ठेपलेल असतं.

Engg engg म्हणजे नक्की काय असतं???
एटीकेटी मिळ्वणर्याला ते थोड हायस असतं.
All clear म्हणजे मरण्याआधी अमृतासारख असत,
Y. D. वाल्यांना पायाखालची जमीन हरपल्यासारख असतं,
critical असणार्याना तर टांगत्या तलवारीसारख असतं.

Engg engg म्हणजे नक्की काय असतं ?
Write ups म्हणजे सारं काही असतं,
पण तेही लेखपालासारख उतरवलेल असतं.
Completion म्हणजे डोक्यावरच ओझ खांद्यावर असतं,
रात्र-रात्र जागून केलेल ते एक decoration असतं.

Engg engg म्हणजे नक्की काय असतं???
PL मध्ये अभ्यास करणार्याला ते ठावुक असतं,
Concept समजण्याआधी रट्टा मारलेल ते एक पारायण असतं,
तर न समजता पेपरमधे उतरवलेल ते एक व्याख्यान असतं.

Engg engg म्हणजे नक्की काय असतं???
७५% attendance च्यामागे पळत असलेल कासव असतं,
तर defaulter मध्ये आल्यावर
पळ काढन्यासाठी reason enough असतं,
attendance मिळाल्यावर मात्र आभाळ पुरेसं असतं.

Engg engg म्हणजे नक्की काय असतं???
४ वर्षे पूर्ण झाल्यावर,
काय शिकलो हा अनुत्तरित प्रश्न असतो.
तर campus मधून place झालेल्या बुडत्यांना काडीचा आधार असतो.
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असं हे Engg नामांकित पण भेदरलेल पिल्लू असतं.

bahutek sagalya lokana he short form mahit asatil pan tarihi...
Engg- engineering
Y.D - year down
PL - preparation leave

 

Eye Opener for all Parents

Eye Opener for all parents

A teacher from Primary School asks her students to write an essay about what they would like God to do for them...

At the end of the day while marking the essays, she read one that made her very emotional.

Her husband, that had just walked in saw her crying and asked her: - What happened?

She answered - Read this. It's one of my student’s essays…

“Oh God, tonight I ask you something very special: Make me into a television. I want to take its place. Live like the TV in my house.

Have my own special place, and have my family around ME. To be taken seriously when I talk....

I want to be the centre of attention and be heard without interruptions or questions. I want to receive the same special care that the TV receives when it is not working. Have the company of my dad when he arrives home from work, even when he is tired.

And I want my mom to want me when she is sad and upset, instead of ignoring me... And...

I want my brothers to fight to be with me... I want to feel that family just leaves everything aside, every now and then, just to spend some time with me. And last but not least make it that I can make them all happy and entertain them...

Lord I don't ask you for much... I just want to live like every TV “ At that moment the husband said: - 'My God, poor kid. What horrible parents!

She looked up at him and said: - 'That essay is our son's!!!

Be an Indian | Proud to be Indian

An American Visted India n Went Back..

Where He Met an Indian Frnd Who Asked "HoW WAS MY COUNTRY"??
American-"It's a Great Country, With Solid Ancient Histry & Immensely Rich with Natural Resources.."

He den Proudly Asked "HoW DID U FIND INDIANS"?
American-"Indians,Who Indians? I didn't Find or Meet a Single Indian dere.."

Indian-"What Nonsense? Who else can u meet?"

American-"In Kashmir a Kashmiri?
In Punjab Punjabi
In Bihar Bihari
In Maharashtra Marathi
In rajsthan Marwadi
In Bengal Bengali
In TamilNadu Tamilian

Also met

A Muslim
A Hindu
A Jain
A Buddhist n

Many many more but my 'Indian' frnd NOT A SINGLE INDIAN DID I MEET!"


Think How Serious This Joke Is,

The day would not be far off,

When indeed we would become a collection of Nation States as Some Regional n Anti-National Politicians Want!

*FIGHT BACK,

ALWAYS SAY- I AM AN INDIAN!

Request you all to contribute in awareness by forwarding this!

With warm regards,
No Name,
Just INDIAN

Tendulkar Aarati

सुखकर्ता दुःखहर्ता वार्ता आनंदाची !
अविस्मरणीय खेळी तुझी द्विशतकाची !
सर्वांगी सुंदर उधळण चौकारांची !
आकाशी झळके माळ उत्तुंग षटकारांची !

जय देव जय देव जय तेंडुलकरा !
तुझ्या चरणी माझा मानाचा मुजरा !
जय देव जय देव ..

१४७ चेंडू खेळपट्टी वरी उभा !
सर्व गोलंदाजांची दिसे दिव्य शोभा !
मदतीला कार्तिक पठाण धोनी आले गा !
धावांचा डोंगर उभा राहिला बघा !

जय देव जय देव जय तेंडुलकरा !
तुझ्या चरणी माझा मानाचा मुजरा !
जय देव जय देव ..

दुमदुमले मैदान झाला जल्लोष !
थरथरला गोलंदाज मानिला खेद !
कडाडली बॅट चेन्डुचा शिरच्छेद !
असामान्य अद्भुत शक्तिचा शोध !

जय देव जय देव जय तेंडुलकरा !
तुझ्या चरणी माझा मानाचा मुजरा !
जय देव जय देव..


घालीन लोटांगण वन्दिन चरणं !
डोळ्याने पाहिले द्विशतक तुझे !
पोस्टर लावूनि, आनंदे पुजिन !
भावे ओवाळीन, "सचिन" नामा !

त्वमेव ब्रॅडमन, बॉर्डर त्वमेव !
त्वमेव गावसकर, लारा त्वमेव !
त्वमेव फलंदाज, गोलंदाज त्वमेव !
त्वमेव क्षेत्ररक्षक, ऑलराउन्डर त्वमेव !

गुड लेन्थ टाकले, यॉर्कर टाकले !
बाउन्सर टाकले , व्यर्थ सारे !
ड्राइव्स तू मारले, पुल तू मारले !
फ्लिक्स तू मारले, सार्थ सारे !

हरे सचिन, हरे सचिन, सचिन सचिन हरे हरे
हरे तेंडुलकर, हरे तेंडुलकर, तेंडुलकर हरे
हरे !!

Witty Four-Liners

Roses are red, violets are blue  
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too                            
Not in a cage but laughing at you...










Twinkle Twinkle little star                                                
You should know what you are                                              
And once you know what you are                                            
Mental hospital is not so far. 









The rain makes all things beautiful.                                      
The grass and flowers too.                                                
If rain makes all things beautiful                                        
Why doesn't it rain on you?  










I wrote your name on sand it got washed.                                  
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.                              
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And....
I got a heart attack straight away...










God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.                                      
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi                                        
HE saw me in dark, HE created light                                        
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.

ENJOY!!! 

Advertise of English Speaking Class

Now-a-days, Indian IT is providing the bulk of employment.India is the most favorite location to outsource the IT and related work in the world. But most other countries are catching-up fast. India needs the younger generation to be good in English to compete with the other countries. Considering this need of learning English, many English teaching classes are cropping up in India. Here is the advertise of one such class. You can easily foresee the future of India by looking at this advertise.

 

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Enjoy!!!

Marathi Poem Remix | Vidamban

Here is a famous marathi poem - Kana (कणा) written by a great marathi poet - Kusumagraj. And below the poem, there is a remix (Vidamban - विडंबन ) of the poem by a copmuter engineer. Enjoy!! you will like it.

 

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Typical Human Beings | Typical Human Nature

They say "Grass at the other-side is always greener." Here's a picture describing its meaning. Really, a picture is worth a thousand words. Isn't it?

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FunToon - Human Tendancy

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Domain Knowledge is Very Important!!!

There was this family with one kid. One day the mother was out and dad was in charge of the kid, who just turned three.

Someone had given the kid a little 'tea set' as a birthday gift and it was one of his favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when kid brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea from father, kid’s Mom came home.

Dad made her wait in the living room to watch the kid bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!'

Mom waited, and sure enough, the kid comes down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then she says to him, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??'

J ....Mothers know!!

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Domain knowledge is very important!!! Else your supplier will trick you......

FunToon - Real Life Scenario | Hum Tum

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Indian Cricket team for World cup 2011 | Sachin mania continues

Here is a photograph of the strongest possible Indian squad which can win the world cup 2011.

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Really, Sachin Tendulkar rules the heart of Indian cricket enthusiasts. No one can think beyond Sachin.

Windows at your finguretip | Commands for commanding Windows

Windows Run Commands

Most of the PC's around the globe are operated using Windows operating system. Most of us use Windows in our day-today activities. So, lets have some fun with the Windows OS. 

Wants to Browse work faster in windows? Remember these commands. Using these commands will really save a lot of time. There are many Commands which even uber computer enthusiasts might not have ever knew. So, what are we waiting for? here's a list of 112 run commands.

Accessibility Controls------- access.cpl
Add Hardware Wizard------- hdwwiz.cpl
Add/Remove Programs------- appwiz.cpl
Administrative Tools------- control admintools
Automatic Updates------- wuaucpl.cpl
Bluetooth Transfer Wizard------- fsquirt
Calculator------- calc
Certificate Manager certmgr.msc
Character Map charmap
Check Disk Utility------- chkdsk
Clipboard Viewer------- clipbrd
Command Prompt------- cmd
Component Services------- dcomcnfg
Computer Management------- compmgmt.msc
Timedate.cpl------- ddeshare
Device Manager------- devmgmt.msc
Direct X Control Panel (If Installed)*------- directx.cpl
Direct X Troubleshooter------- dxdiag
Disk Cleanup Utility------- cleanmgr
Disk Defragment------- dfrg.msc
Disk Management------- diskmgmt.msc
Disk Partition Manager------- diskpart
Display Properties------- control desktop
Display Properties------- desk.cpl
Display Properties (w/Appearance Tab Preselected)------- control color
Dr. Watson System Troubleshooting Utility------- drwtsn32
Driver Verifier Utility------- verifier
Event Viewer------- eventvwr.msc
File Signature Verification Tool------- sigverif
Findfast------- findfast.cpl
Folders Properties------- control folders
Fonts------- control fonts
Fonts Folder------- fonts
Free Cell Card Game------- freecell
Game Controllers------- joy.cpl
Group Policy Editor (XP Prof)------- gpedit.msc
Hearts Card Game------- mshearts
Iexpress Wizard------- iexpress
Indexing Service------- ciadv.msc
Internet Properties------- inetcpl.cpl
IP Configuration (Display Connection Configuration)------- ipconfig /all
IP Configuration (Display DNS Cache Contents)------- ipconfig /displaydns
IP Configuration (Delete DNS Cache Contents)------- ipconfig /flushdns
IP Configuration (Release All Connections)------- ipconfig /release
IP Configuration (Renew All Connections)------- ipconfig /renew
IP Configuration (Refreshes DHCP & Re-Registers DNS)------- ipconfig /registerdns
IP Configuration (Display DHCP Class ID)------- ipconfig /showclassid
IP Configuration (Modifies DHCP Class ID)------- ipconfig /setclassid
Java Control Panel (If Installed) jpicpl32.cpl
Java Control Panel (If Installed)------- javaws
Keyboard Properties------- control keyboard
Local Security Settings------- secpol.msc
Local Users and Groups------- lusrmgr.msc
Logs You Out Of Windows------- logoff
Microsoft Chat------- winchat
Minesweeper Game------- winmine
Mouse Properties------- control mouse
Mouse Properties------- main.cpl
Network Connections------- control netconnections
Network Connections------- ncpa.cpl
Network Setup Wizard------- netsetup.cpl
Notepad------- notepad
Nview Desktop Manager (If Installed)------- nvtuicpl.cpl
Object Packager------- packager
ODBC Data Source Administrator------- odbccp32.cpl
On Screen Keyboard------- osk
Opens AC3 Filter (If Installed)------- ac3filter.cpl
Password Properties------- password.cpl
Performance Monitor------ perfmon.msc
Performance Monitor------- perfmon
Phone and Modem Options------- telephon.cpl
Power Configuration------- powercfg.cpl
Printers and Faxes------- control printers
Printers Folder------- printers
Private Character Editor------- eudcedit
Quicktime (If Installed)------- QuickTime.cpl
Regional Settings------- intl.cpl
Registry Editor------- regedit
Registry Editor------- regedit32
Remote Desktop------- mstsc
Removable Storage------- ntmsmgr.msc
Removable Storage Operator Requests------- ntmsoprq.msc
Resultant Set of Policy (XP Prof)------- rsop.msc
Scanners and Cameras------- sticpl.cpl
Scheduled Tasks------- control schedtasks
Security Center------- wscui.cpl
Services------- services.msc
Shared Folders------- fsmgmt.msc
Shuts Down Windows------- shutdown
Sounds and Audio------- mmsys.cpl
Spider Solitare Card Game------- spider
SQL Client Configuration------- cliconfg
System Configuration Editor------- sysedit
System Configuration Utility------- msconfig
System File Checker Utility (Scan Immediately)------- sfc /scannow
System File Checker Utility (Scan Once At Next Boot)------- sfc /scanonce
System File Checker Utility (Scan On Every Boot)------- sfc /scanboot
System File Checker Utility (Return to Default Setting)------- sfc /revert
System File Checker Utility (Purge File Cache)------- sfc /purgecache
System File Checker Utility (Set Cache Size to size x)------- sfc /cachesize=x
System Properties------- sysdm.cpl
Task Manager------- taskmgr
Telnet Client------- telnet
User Account Management------- nusrmgr.cpl
Utility Manager------- utilman
Windows Firewall------- firewall.cpl
Windows Magnifier------- magnify
Windows Management Infrastructure------- wmimgmt.msc
Accessibility Controls --------- access.cpl
Accessibility Wizard --------- accwiz
Add Hardware Wizard --------- hdwwiz.cpl
Add/Remove Programs --------- appwiz.cpl
Administrative Tools --------- control admintools
Adobe Acrobat (if installed) --------- acrobat
Adobe Designer (if installed) --------- acrodist
Adobe Distiller (if installed) --------- acrodist
Adobe ImageReady (if installed) --------- imageready
Adobe Photoshop (if installed) --------- Photoshop
Automatic Updates --------- wuaucpl.cpl
Bluetooth Transfer Wizard --------- fsquirt
Calculator --------- calc
Certificate Manager --------- certmgr.msc
Character Map --------- Charmap
Check Disk Utility --------- chkdsk
Clipboard Viewer --------- clipbrd
Command Prompt --------- cmd
Component Services --------- dcomcnfg
Computer Management --------- compmgmt.msc
Control Panel --------- control
Date and Time Properties --------- timedate.cpl
DDE Shares --------- ddeshare
Device Manager --------- devmgmt.msc
Direct X Control Panel (If Installed)* --------- directx.cpl
Direct X Troubleshooter --------- dxdiag
Disk Cleanup Utility --------- cleanmgr
Disk Defragment ------- dfrg.msc
Disk Management -------- diskmgmt.msc
Disk Partition Manager --------- diskpart
Display Properties ----------- control desktop
Display Properties ----------Desk.cpl
Display Properties (w/Appearance Tab Preselected) --------- control color
Dr. Watson System Troubleshooting Utility ------------ drwtsn32
Driver Verifier Utility ------------ verifier
Minesweeper Game -------- winmine
Mouse Properties --------- control mouse
Mouse Properties ---------- main.cpl
Nero (if installed) --------- nero
Netmeeting ------------- conf
Network Connections ---------- control netconnections
Network Connections --------- ncpa.cpl
Network Setup Wizard ---------- netsetup.cpl
Notepad --------- notepad
Nview Desktop Manager (If Installed) ------- nvtuicpl.cpl
Object Packager ---------- packager
ODBC Data Source Administrator ------ odbccp32.cpl
On Screen Keyboard --------- osk
Opens AC3 Filter (If Installed) --------- ac3filter.cpl
Outlook Express ------------- msimn
Paint ------------ pbrush
Password Properties -------- password.cpl
Performance Monitor ------- perfmon.msc
Performance Monitor --------- perfmon
Phone and Modem Options ------- telephon.cpl
Phone Dialer --------- dialer
Pinball Game --------------- pinball
Power Configuration --------- powercfg.cpl
Printers and Faxes ------- control printers
Printers Folder --------- printers
Private Character Editor --------- eudcedit
Quicktime (If Installed) --------- QuickTime.cpl
Quicktime Player (if installed) ------------- quicktimeplayer
Real Player (if installed) ------------- realplay
Regional Settings ----------- intl.cpl
Registry Editor --------- regedit
Registry Editor -------- regedit32
Remote Access Phonebook -------- rasphone
Remote Desktop --------- mstsc
Removable Storage --------- ntmsmgr.msc
Removable Storage Operator Requests --------- ntmsoprq.msc
Resultant Set of Policy (XP Prof) ---------- rsop.msc
Scanners and Cameras ------------ sticpl.cpl
Scheduled Tasks ----------- control schedtasks
Security Center ----------- wscui.cpl
Services -------------- services.msc
Shared Folders ----------- fsmgmt.msc
Shuts Down Windows ------- shutdown
Sounds and Audio ------------ mmsys.cpl
Spider Solitare Card Game -------- spider
SQL Client Configuration --------- cliconfg
System Configuration Editor --------- sysedit
System Configuration Utility --------- msconfig
System File Checker Utility (Scan Immediately) ---------- sfc /scannow
System File Checker Utility (Scan Once At Next Boot) ---------- sfc /scanonce
System File Checker Utility (Scan On Every Boot) -------------- sfc /scanboot
System File Checker Utility (Return to Default Setting) ----------- sfc /revert
System File Checker Utility (Purge File Cache) ------------ sfc /purgecache
System File Checker Utility (Set Cache Size to size x) ------------ sfc /cachesize=x
System Information ----------- msinfo32
System Properties --------- sysdm.cpl
Task Manager ------------ taskmgr
TCP Tester ------------ tcptest
Telnet Client --------- telnet
Tweak UI (if installed) ------------ tweakui
User Account Management ------------ nusrmgr.cpl
Utility Manager --------- utilman
Windows Address Book --------- wab
Windows Address Book Import Utility ----------- wabmig
Windows Backup Utility (if installed) ------------ ntbackup
Windows Explorer ------------- explorer
Windows Firewall ---------- firewall.cpl
Windows Magnifier ------------- magnify
Windows Management Infrastructure ----------- wmimgmt.msc
Windows Media Player ----------- wmplayer
Windows Messenger ------------ msmsgs
Windows Picture Import Wizard (need camera connected) --------- wiaacmgr
Windows System Security Tool ------- syskey
Windows Update Launches -------------- wupdmgr
Windows Version (to show which version of windows) --------- winver
Windows XP Tour Wizard ------------- tourstart
Event Viewer ----------- eventvwr.msc
Files and Settings Transfer Tool ---------- migwiz
File Signature Verification Tool -------- sigverif
Findfast ---------- findfast.cpl
Firefox (if installed) -------- firefox
Folders Properties ---------- control folders
Fonts ---------- control fonts
Fonts Folder ------------ fonts
Free Cell Card Game ------- freecell
Game Controllers --------- joy.cpl
Group Policy Editor (XP Prof) --------- gpedit.msc
Hearts Card Game ----------- mshearts
Help and Support ------- helpctr
HyperTerminal ----------- hypertrm
Iexpress Wizard ---------- iexpress
Indexing Service ---------- ciadv.msc
Internet Connection Wizard -------- icwconn1
Internet Explorer ---------- iexplore
Internet Properties --------- inetcpl.cpl
Internet Setup Wizard ------- inetwiz
Java Control Panel (If Installed) --------- jpicpl32.cpl
Java Control Panel (If Installed) --------- javaws
Keyboard Properties ----------- control keyboard
Local Security Settings --------- secpol.msc
Local Users and Groups ------------- lusrmgr.msc
Logs You Out Of Windows ---------- logoff
Malicious Software Removal Tool ----------- mrt
Microsoft Access (if installed) ------------- access.cpl
Microsoft Chat ------------- winchat
Microsoft Excel (if installed) ----------- excel
Microsoft Frontpage (if installed) ----------- frontpg
Microsoft Movie Maker ----------- moviemk
Microsoft Paint ------------ mspaint
Microsoft Powerpoint (if installed) --------- powerpnt
Microsoft Word (if installed) ---------- winword
Microsoft Syncronization Tool ---------- mobsync

Chetan Bhagat Speech at Symbiosis

We all know the famous writer Chetan Bhagat - the writer who taught Indians to read english novels. Here is the speech of Chetan Bhagat which he delivered at Symbiosis. 

Worth reading!!  

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Effectiveness.... makes sense !

A giant ship engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine.

Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.

Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed!

A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars.

"What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!"

So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized bill."

The man sent a bill that read:

Tapping with a hammer...... ......... ......... $ 2.00

Knowing where to tap.......... ......... ....... $ 9, 998.00 

Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort makes all the difference !

अतिभयानक पीजे | Marathi PJ

एक बाई दुसर्‍या बाईला विचारले
प.बा.:तुम्ही गहू कसा आणला?
दु.बा.:पिशवीतून आणला
प.बा.:तसं नाही हो, कोणत्या भावाने आणला?
दु.बा: चुलत भावाने आणला 




















Do u know d meaning of M.P.M.N.?
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Mala Pan Mahit Nahi!


















गावकरी: १० रुपयाच्या रिचार्ज वर किती टॉकटाईम मिळेल?
दुकानदारः ७ रुपये..
गावकरी: ठीक आहे राहिलेल्या ३ रुपयाची चॉकलेटं द्या...




















जर २५ रुपयाला पाव भाजी मिळते तर १०० रुपयाला काय मिळेल?
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फुल भाजी 


















भुगोलाचे शिक्षक: सांगा पाहू, महाराष्ट्रात सर्वात जास्तं पाउस कुठे पडतो?
बंड्या: जमिनीवर..


















प्रियकर प्रेयसीला प्रेमाने म्हणाला, "ते बघ ते झाड"..
आणि मग..
मग काय..
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प्रेयसी झाडू लागली


















एकदा धीरुभाई अंबानी स्वर्गातून फोनवर: अरे अनिल बेटा आपला रिलायन्स ईंडिया मोबाईल चा बिझनेस काय म्हणतोय?
अनिल: पापा तुमचा आवाज नीट येत नाहिये माझ्या एअरटेल वर फोन करा..




















बॉ.फ्रे. आणि ग.फ्रे. हॉटेलात जातात
बॉ.फ्रे.: काय घेणार?
ग.फ्रे.: (लाडात येउन) तू घेशील तेच..
बॉ.फ्रे.: ठीक आहे, वेटर, दोन मिसळ-पाव आणि दोन चहा आण
ग.फ्रे.: (परत लाडात येउन) वेटर, मला पण दोन मिसळ-पाव आणि दोन चहा !! 


















मुलगा: चल, कुठेतरी एकांतात जाउया..
मुलगी: तू काहीतरी चावटपणा करशील..
मुलगा: अजिबात नाही..
मुलगी: मग काय उपयोग .. जाउ दे 

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