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झाला असता तर…
१. वेबसाईट सकाळी ९ ते दुपारी १.३० व
सायंकाळी ५ ते रात्री ८.३० पर्यंतच
चालू असेल.
२. खरेदी करायची नसल्यास logout करावे, उगाच हे बघ ते बघ करत करत बसू नये.
server वरती लोड येतो, तो crash
झाल्यास तुमच्याकडून दंड आकारण्यात
येइल.
३. एकदा click केलेली वस्तू परत
घेतली जाणार नाहि. ४. खरेदी करण्याआधी पूर्ण रक्कम
द्यावी. cash on delivery सारखे बिन
भरवश्याचे व्यवहार आम्ही करत नाहि.
५. wishlist मध्ये ३ पेक्षा जास्त वस्तू
टाकू नयेत.
६. sale च्या दिवशी तुम्हाला हवी असलेली वस्तू
न मिळाल्यास आम्ही जबाबदार
राहणार नाहि. उगाच नंतर facebook
आणि twitter वर नाराजी चे स्वर उमटवू
नयेत.
७. एखादी वस्तू आमच्यापेक्षा दुसरीकडे स्वस्त मिळत असेल तर ती तिकडून
खुशाल घ्यावी, उगाच आम्हाला त्यांचे
उदाहरण देऊ नये.
८. वरील सगळ्या आणि आणखी बर्याच
conditions apply.

Puneri Pati

ICC Cricket World Cup 2015 Schedule

ICC Cricket World Cup 2015 Schedule:

14_02_2015_Sri vs Nz
14_02_2015_Eng vs Aus
15_02_2015_Sa vs Zim
15_02_2015_Pak vs Ind
16_02_2015_Wi vs Ire
17_02_2015_Nz vs Q3
18_02_2015_Ban vs Q2
19_02_2015_Zim vs Q4
20_02_2015_Eng vs Nz
21_02_2015_Pak vs Wi
21_02_2015_Aus us Ban
22_02_2015_Sri vs Q2
22_02_2015_Sa vs Ind
23_02_2015_Eng vs Q3
24_02_2015_Wi vs Zim
25_02_2015_Ire vs Q4
26_02_2015_Q2 vs Q3
26_02_2015_Sri vs Ban
27_02_2015_Sa vs Wi
28_02_2015_Ind vs Q4
28_02_2015_Aus vs Nz
01_03_2015_Eng vs Sri
01_03_2015_Pak vs Zim
03_03_2015_Sa vs Ire
04_03_2015_Pak vs Q4
04_03_2015_Aus vs Q2
05_03_2015_Ban vs Q3
06_03_2015_Ind vs Wi
07_03_2015_Pak vs Sa
07_03_2015_Zim vs Ire
08_03_2015_Nz vs Q2
08_03_2015_Aus vs Sri
09_03_2015_Eng vs Ban
10_03_2015_Ind vs Ire
11_03_2015_Sri vs Q3
12_03_2015_Sa vs Q4
13_03_2015_Ban vs Nz
13_03_2015_Eng vs Q2
14_03_2015_Ind vs Zim
14_03_2015_Aus vs Q3
15_03_2015_Wi vs Q4
15_03_2015_Pak vs Ire
18_03_2015_1st Quatar Final:
19_03_2015_2nd Quatar Final:
20_03_2015_3rd Quatar Final:
21_03_2015_4th Quatar Final:
24_03_2015_1st Semi Final:
26_03_2015_2nd Semi Final:
29_03_2015_BiG Final

Sardar Asardar

SARDARJI RETURNS
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Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken..
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘

NOW THE LAST ONE ULTIMATE:

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.

Jokes

If a tiger attacks ur mother-in-law and ur wife at the same time, whom would u save? .........

SANTA : Ofcourse,
The tiger.. very few are left..!!!!
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Once Again Our SARDAR wins English Quiz Contest With His Terrific Reply...!!

Question:-Whats The Opposite Of BARCELONA..??

Sardar:- ANDAR SE DO NA...!
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Who is the leader of Ducks ???
Santa: Frog
Why?
Because Frog is Mainduck!
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Santa in police office: ye photos kiski hain ???

Police officer: yeh criminals ki jinko arrest kerna hai.

SANTA: jab photo li tab arrest ker lena tha na.=)

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Ek sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gaya,

khol k dekha to under CHHUHA mra hua tha,

dekh k sardar bola:AE lo,chalega kaise.

SINGER to mar gaya. .
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Santa: Ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?

Banta: Kar di na pagalo wali bat, duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA, baki sab to videsh hai!
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Santa: saala kal raat 3 ghanta

English film dekhi….

Na koi scene dikhi,

Na koi aawaz suni.

Friend: film ka naam kya tha?

Santa: "No Disc Inserted"
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Santa samundar me dahi dal raha tha

Banta-kya kar rahe ho?

Santa-lassi bana raha hu!

Banta-teri isi harkato se log humpe haste hai,

ab itni lassi kon piyega be?
                                                                                                                                                                                          

Rajanikanth is back

He is Back:

Why does the needle of a Magnetic compass always point North? Because Rajnikant lives in south & nobody dares to point at him...!

People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status Via Calculator...

Reporter to Rajnikant: how many jokes have been made on you till now?
Rajni: only 2 or 3.
Reporter: only 2 or 3?
Rajni: enna RASCALA! Rest all are facts!

Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawdhan!

Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running

Rajnikant participated in 1000 m race and obviously he came first But EINSTEIN died after watching that Coz ... LIGHT came second...

Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study, Graham bell used 'Candle' to study, Shakshpeare studied in 'Street lights' But .....
Do u know about Rajnikant......????
Only Agarbatti

When Rajnikant was a student! You can't guess this one...
Teachers used to bunk!

While playing once Rajnikant said "statue" to a girl... Now that Statue is know as
"Statue of Liberty"

Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikant.

Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in the monsoons.... and .... The rain was cancelled due to the match.

Why did british leave India in 1947?
Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikant was going to be born in 1948...

This Msg. is Sent in the Interest of Humanity- Guys Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else he will Delete INTERNET..

Now, the last but not the least:                  Once while travelling by train in Gujarat , Rajnikant bought tea frm a   kid........ You know the rest of the story..

Assal Marathi

अस्सल पुणेरी....!

मि सिग्नल ला थांबलो होतो, Mobile वर WhatsApp करत. सिग्नल Green झालेला कळालेच नाही त्या मुळे तसाच थांबलो होतो.
शेजारी रस्ता cross करण्यासाठी उभ्या असलेल्या आज्जी बाई अगदी पुणेरी tone मधे म्हणाली
"पुण्यातले signal ह्याहुन जास्त हिरवे होत नाहीत,  निघा आता !"

भाजीवाला खुप वेळ भाजीवर पाणी मारत असतो.
शेवटी समोर वाट पाहत असलेली एक पुणेरी बाई म्हणते "भेंडी शुद्धि वर आली असेल तर एक किलो द्या...!"

एक मुलगा कर्वे रोड वर Bike जोरात चालवत होता..
एक आजोबा त्याला बोल्ले
"ओ कर्वे.... आरामात चालवा"
मुलगा म्हणाला "मि कर्वे नाही"
आजोबा बोल्ले "Ohh sorry, मला वाटलं तुमच्या बापाचा रस्ता आहे.

Marathi Banner - Microsoft CEO

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PJ Unlimited

Khatarnak pjs .Read at ur own risk

Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the, PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN
PARAG!
Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha!
KYUN?

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Kyuki,
UNCHE LOG! UNCHHI PASAND! MANIKCHAND!!

What do you call a Chinese who's lost her way home?
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Bhu Lee

Why don!t ppl clap in Afghanistan?

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Because there's the tali-ban!

If u touch  2014 calender u will get a Shock
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do u know y?
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Bcoz
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2014 is "CURRENT" year..

This PJ might blow ur senses away:

What do u call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day ?
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Jaswanti
(just 1 tea)...

Which animal keeps calling(dialling) crow?

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Crow-co-dile

Name a city in which no one can live...????
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Think think...
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ELECTRICITY

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Happy Sankrant - Puneri

# आम्ही नेहमीच गोड बोलतो त्यामुळे उगीच संक्रांतीचे मेसेज, तिळगुळाच फोटो वगैरे व्हॉट्स ऍप वर पोस्ट करू नये... अगदीच वाटल्यास प्रत्यक्ष भेटून तिळगुळ द्यायला हरकत नाही !

# आम्हाला संक्रांतीला गोड बोलायला सांगणं म्हणजे तेंडुलकरला चांगली फलंदाजी करायला सांगण्यासारखं आहे. अक्कल शिकवू नका!

~ गोडबोले काकू
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Puneri Pati

पुण्यातील एक "वाढीव" पाटी...

"आमच्या येथे बाल कामगार
काम करत नाहीत"

इतकेच नव्हे,

जे कामगार आहेत
ते सुद्धा काम करत नाहीत..

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