Good Thought - Full2 Puneri

"Change cannot be Created for you every time..
You must  Bring the Change yourself!"
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Said by -
Joshi Wadewale
Vada Pav Centre, Pune.

Meaning -
Krupaya Sutte Paise Dya

Japnese Fun

Lets laugh a bit by writing our name In
Japanese  language!

JAPANESE ALPHABET
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A= ka, B=tu, C=mi, D= te, E=ku, F=lu, g= ji, H= ri, I=ki, J=zu, K= me,L= ta, M= rin, N= to, O= mo, P= no, Q= ke, R= shi, S= ari, T = chi, U= do, V=ru, W=mei, X= na, Y= fu, Z= zi
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Please share your Name in Japanese
 & comment :)

Mathemagic

Your Phone number will reveal your Age. It will take about 15 seconds.

1.     Take a look at your last digit of your cell phone number.

2.     Use this figure and multiply by 2

3.     Then add 5

4.     And then multiply by 50

5.     And then add the number 1763

6.     The last step; with this number, subtract your birth year

7.     Now you see a three-digit number. The first digit is the last digit of your phone number, the next two digits are your actual age!

Surprised!!!!
So was I........

जय महाराष्ट्र , मी मराठी

इंग्रजीच्या नादापाई,
मराठीचा डब्बा गोल ।।
मराठी माणसा,
आता तरी मराठीत बोल ।।

इंग्रजीच्या पेपरात होतो
वर्ग सारा पास ।।
पण मराठीचा पोरगा होतो
मराठीत नापास ।।

प्रेम करतो म्हटलं की
पोरगी समजते शेंबड्या ।।
अन आय लव यू म्हटल्यावर मनात मारते उड्या ।।

माय झाली मॉम आणि
बाप झाला डँड।।
रेव्ह पार्टीत नाचून
पोर झाली मॅड ।।

भांडण करते बायको
धरते एकच हेका ।।
कायबी झालं तरी चालंल
पोरगं इंग्लीश शाळंत टाका ।।

मराठी माणसापासूनच आहे
खरा मराठीला धोका ।।

शाळेला मिळत नाही
मराठीचा शिक्षक,
मराठी माणूसच आहे
मराठीचा भक्षक ।।

तुकोबाची अभंगवाणी,
आन् मराठीचा गोडवा।।
मराठी माणसाचे नववर्ष
असतो गुढीपाडवा ।।

सावध व्हा मित्रहो,
जपा मायबोली ।।
भाषा रक्षणासाठी
बोला मायबोली ।।

मुंबईला म्हणतो बॉम्बे, अन मद्रासला मात्र चेन्नाई, कॉस्मोपोलिटन बनण्याची आम्हालाच जणू घाई !

डोके आहे शाबूत का झाला आहे खोका?
मराठी माणसापासूनच मराठीला आहे धोका !

।। जय महाराष्ट्र , मी मराठी ।।

Assal Puneri

कहर पुणेरी पाट्यांचा...

एका गृहस्थाला सपाटून भूक लागली, म्हणून तो हॉटेल शोधत होता....
तेवढ्यात त्याला पाटी दिसली. त्यावर लिहिलं होतं, 'जेवणाची उत्तम सोय'
जवळ गेल्यावर त्याला दोन हॉल दिसले.
एकावर लिहिलं होतं 'शाकाहारी' तर दुसर्याववर 'मांसाहारी'
तो मांसाहारी हॉलमध्ये शिरला.
आतमध्ये आणखी दोन हॉल होते.
डावीकडे पाटी होती 'भारतीय बैठक' तर उजवीकडे 'डायनिंग टेबल'
तो टेबलच्या हॉलमध्ये शिरला.
आतमध्ये पुन्हा दोन हॉल होते.
एकावर पाटी होती 'रोख' तर दुसरी 'उधार'
तो फुकट्या असल्याने अर्थातच उधारीच्या हॉलमध्ये शिरला.
पुढे गेल्यावर वाहनांची वर्दळ त्याला समोर दिसली. तो अचंबीत झाला. त्याने मागे वळून पाहिले, तर तिथे एक पाटी होतीच त्याला खिजवायला,
'फुकट्या, मागे वळून काय बघतोस.?
हा बाहेरचा रस्ताच आहे...

पुणेकर ते पुणेकरचं....

Time to Laugh

Time to laugh
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SARDAR' Son:- Papaji......
Bahar Darwaje par koi Swimming pool ke liye
Donation maang Raha hai.
SARDAR:- Puttar Ja, usko Ek Lota paani �� de de.
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Sardar - Yaar raat bhar train �� me
Neend nahi aayi upar ki seat mili thi..
Dost - to exchange karna tha..
Sardar - kis se karta
Niche seat pe koi tha hi nahi.
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Jethalal- aare Daya raat �� ko
Mobile charging me mat rakho,
Blast ho jayega,
Daya- Tapu k papa
Aap tension mat lijiye
Maine battery nikal di he...
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Shadi me Sardar ne plate pe tissue �� paper dekh k socha ye bhi khane wali chez hai.
Jaise hi wo khane laga, to Sab Sardar Chillaye
"Oye Mat Kha,
Feeka hai"
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Santa BLOOD Ke bare mein book padh raha tha.
Wife: Aaj yeh book kyu padh rahe ho ji?
Santa: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai
Ke kal mera BLOOD test hai...
Iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon.!!
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Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao
Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur
Badan Nachne Lage.
Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha �� Bhains Ka Dudh Aata Hai,
Nagin Ka Nahi...
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1 Sardar Scooter Leke Nikla
Aur Wrong�� Side Me Chalne Laga
Aur Tension Me Aa Gaya...
Aur Bola : Shit, Aaj Fir Late Ho Gya!
Sab Log Wapas Aa Rahe Hai

Ultimate Bargain

Ultimate bargain.     

A Gujju telephones a Dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction.

Dentist: Rs 850 Sir.

Gujju : Rs 850!!! Too much! Don't you have anything cheaper?

Dentist: That's the normal charge, Sir.

Gujju: What if you don't use any anesthetic?

Dentist: That's unusual, Sir, but can be done and will cut the cost by Rs 150.

Gujju : Ok. And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction, without anesthetic?

Dentist: Well, I cannot guarantee professionalism and it also would be painful. But the price could drop down to Rs 400.

Gujju: Hmm. What if you make it like a training-session, like one of your students does the extraction, while the other students watch and learn?

Dentist: It'll be good for the students but quite traumatic. I will charge you Rs 50 for it.

Gujju: Now you're talking! Ok, it's a deal. Can I confirm an appointment for my mother-in-law for tomorrow then?

Rajanikanth Unlimited

RAJNIKANT UNLIMITED

Why does the needle of a Magnetic compass always point North? Because Rajnikant lives in south & nobody dares to point at him...!

People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status Via Calculator...

Reporter to Rajnikant: how many jokes have been made on you till now?
Rajni: only 2 or 3.
Reporter: only 2 or 3?
Rajni: enna RASCALA! Rest all are facts!

Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawdhan!

Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running

Rajnikant participated in 1000 m race and obviously he came first But EINSTEIN died after watching that Coz ... LIGHT came second...

Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study, Graham bell used 'Candle' to study, Shakshpeare studied in 'Street lights' But .....
Do u know about Rajnikant......????
Only Agarbatti

When Rajnikant was a student! You can't guess this one...
Teachers used to bunk!

While playing once Rajnikant said "statue" to a girl... Now that Statue is know as "Statue of Liberty"

Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd,
no one fools Rajnikant.

Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in the monsoons.... and .... The rain was cancelled due to the match.

One day Rajnikant gone 4 morning walk & in afternoon police arrstd him..
WHY? Bcoz he reachd USA witout visa

Why did british leave India in 1947? Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikant was going to be born in 1948...

This Msg. is being Sent in the Interest of Humanity-"Guys Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else he will Delete the INTERNET..."

Kavita - Ek quarter kamich padate

कवितेचे नांव :

दर पार्टीच्या शेवटी एक क्वार्टर कमीच पडते !

दारु काय गोष्ट आहे
मला अजुन कळली नाही
कारण प्रत्येक पिणारा म्हणतो
मला काहीच चढली नाही ��

सर्व सुरळीत सुरु असताना
लास्ट पेग पाशी गाडी अडते

आणि दर पार्टीच्या शेवटी
एक क्वार्टर कमी पडते... 

पिण्याचा प्रोग्राम म्हणजे जणु
विचारवंतांची गोलमेज परीषदच भरते 
रात्री दिलेला शब्द प्रत्येक व्यक्ती
सकाळच्या आत विसरते

मी इतकीच घेणार असा
प्रत्येकाचा ठरलेला कोटा असतो
पेग बनवणारा त्यदिवशी
जग बनवणार्‍यापेक्षा मोठा असतो 

स्वताच्या स्वार्थासाठी
प्यायच्या आग्रहाची फेरी घडते

आणि दर पार्टीच्या शेवटी
एक क्वार्टर कमी पडते... 

पिण्याचा कार्यक्रम म्हणजे पिणार्‍याला
दरवेळेस नवीन पर्व असते
लोकांना अकँडेमीक्सपेक्षा
पिण्याच्या क्षमतेवर श्रद्धा असते

आपण हीच घेतो म्हणत
ऐकमेकाचे ब्रँडप्रेम जागवतात
वेळ आली आणि पैसा नसला की
देशीवरही तहान् भागवतात 

शेवटी काय, दारु दारु असते
कोणतीही चढते...

पण दर पार्टीच्या शेवटी
एक क्वार्टर कमी पडते... ��

पिणार्‍यामध्ये प्रेम हा
चर्चेचा पहिला विषय आहे 
देवदासचे खरे प्रेम पारो, की दारु ?
याचा मला अजून संशय आहे

प्रत्येक पेग मागे "ती"ची
आठवण दडली असते 
हा बाटलीत बुडला असतो
ती चांगल्या घरी पडली असते ��

तीच्या आठवणीत थर्टीची लेवल
लगेच सिक्स्टीला भिडते...

आणि दर पार्टीच्या शेवटी
एक क्वार्टर कमी पडते ! ��

चुकून कधीतरी गंभीर विषयावरही
चर्चा चालतात ��
सगळे जण मग त्यावर
P.H.D. केल्यासारखे बोलतात 

प्रत्येकाला वाटते की त्यालाच
यामधले जास्त कळते
ग्लोबल वार्मिंगची चर्चा
गावच्या पोटनिवडणूकीकडे वळते 

जसा मुद्दा बदलतो
तशी आवाजाची पातळी वाढते

आणि दर पार्टीच्या शेवटी
एक क्वार्टर कमी पडते ! 

फेकणे, मोठेपणा दाखवणे याबाबतीत्
यांच्यासारखा हात नाही ��
ऐरवी सिंगल समोसा खाणारा
पिझ्झाशिवाय खात नाही ��

पैशे पैशे काय आहे ते फक्त
खर्च करण्यासाठीच असतात 
पेगजवळ झालेली अशी गणिते
सकाळी चहाच्या कटींगपाशी फसतात 

रात्री थोडी जास्त झाली
की मग त्याला कळते

पण दर पार्टीच्या शेवटी
एक क्वार्टर कमी पडते ! ��

यांच्यामते मद्यपान हा
आयुष्याचा महत्वाचा पार्ट आहे
बीयर पिण्यामागे सायन्स
तर देशी पिण्यामागे आर्ट आहे

यामुळे धीर येतो, ताकद येते
यात वेगळीच मजा असते
आयुष्यभराची मवाळ व्यक्ती
त्या क्षणी राजा असते 

दारुमुळे आपल्याला घराच्या
चिवड्याचे महत्व कळते...

परंतु दर पार्टीच्या शेवटी
एक क्वार्टर कमी पडते !! 

Funtoon - Happy Karvachauth

Funtoon - Sachin Retires

Miss you Sachin. It will take time to rub-off Sachin-habit.

Funtoon - naino se baan

Funtoon - Devi ke 9 roop

Tortoise & Rabbit - The story continues

Tortoise and a Rabbit wrote an entrance exam, Tortoise got 80%, Rabbit got 81%.

Both went 4 admission to an engineering college,

Cut off needed was 85%.

Rabbit didn't get admission ,but the tortoise got admission.

How?

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.U remember when we were in the 1st std the tortoise won a race.

Sports quota 5% marks extra :-

tortois rocks.....

Assal Puneri

Puneri aajicha tadakhaa--

Mii signal la thamblo hoto mobile var watsapp karat. Signal green jhalela kalala nahi, tyamule tasach thambalo hoto....shejari rasta cross karnyasathi ubhya aslelya Aajibai agadi puneri tone madhe mhanaly
'Punyatale signal hyahun hirawe hot nahit, nigha ata'

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Bhaajiwala khup vel bhaajivar pani shimpdat asto.
Shevti samor vat pahnari ek assal puneri bai mhante..
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Bhendi shuddhivar ali asel tar 1 kilo dya

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Assal PUNERI....

Ek mulga karve road var bike jorat chalvat hota..
Ajoba tyala bolle "Karve.. aramat chalva"..

Mulga ragaane bolla "Mi Karve nahi"..

Ajoba bolle "Ohh sorry mala vaatla baapacha rasta ahe tumachya"

Funtoon - Happy Sunday

Solving Maths Problem

Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student: Wrong question.
Bangladeshi student: Hum toh school hi
nahi Gaya.
American student:
It's strange, how is it possible?
Indian Rajnikant solved it:
Two / Ten
=wo/en
(T with T cancel)
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
So,
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2
Saala Maths ka itihaas hila dala.
YANNA RASCALA, MIND IT !!

Funtoon

Funtoon - Friend in need is a friend indeed.

Peace of Mind

Once Buddha was traveling with a few of his followers.
While they were passing a lake, Buddha told one of his disciples, "I am thirsty. Do get me some water from the lake."

The disciple walked up to the lake.
At that moment, a bullock cart started crossing through the lake.
As a result, the water became very muddy and turbid.

The disciple thought, "How can I give this muddy water to Buddha to drink?"

So he came back and told Buddha, "The water in there is very muddy. I don't think it is fit to drink."

After about half an hour, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back
to the lake.

The disciple went back, and found that the water was still muddy.

He returned and informed Buddha about the same.

After sometime, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back.

This time, the disciple found the mud had settled down, and the water was clean and clear.

So he collected some water in a pot and brought it to Buddha.

Buddha looked at the water, and then he looked up at the disciple and said,
" See what you did to make the water clean. You let it be, and the mud settled down on its own, and you have clear water."

Your mind is like that too ! When it is disturbed, just let it be. Give it a little time. It will settle down on its own.

You don't have to put in any effort to calm it down.
It will happen. It is effortless."

Having 'Peace of Mind' is not a strenuous job, it is an effortless process

Have a peacefull day!

Provoke your Thoughts

Read Twice with Peace of Mind

Chhoti si fish ne Apni Maa se Poocha : Hum Pani mein kyon rehte hai, zameen pe kyon nahi rehte ?

Mummy Fish sweetly replied: Hum Fish hai isliye Pani mein rehte hain, Zameen par toh sab "selfish" rehte hain ­!!!
 Death asked Life :
Why does everyone love you and hate me.
Life replied :
Because I am a beautiful Lie and you are  painful Truth

 A Lovely Logic for a beautiful Life
Never try to maintain relations in your life Just try to maintain life in your relations

 3 stages of Life:
Teen Age – Has time & energy – But no Money
Working Age – Has Money & Energy – But No Time
Old Age – Has Money & Time – But No Energy

 We are very good Lawyers for our mistakes; and very good Judges for others` mistakes

 World always say – Find good people and leave bad ones.
But I say, Find the good in people and ignore the bad in them Because No one is born perfect

 A fantastic sentence written on every Japanese bus stop.
Only buses will stop here – Not your time So Keep walking towards your goal

 Negative Thinkers focus on Problems
Positive thinkers focus on result

Happy Engineers Day! Some funny facts!!

Funny Facts About Engineers

1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.

2. An engineer learns to power of getting up at 9.25 am and reaching in the class at 9.30 am.

3. T-shirt and jeans are engineers national dress and maggie national food.

4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first brake that thing and than he would fix it. This is his lab work you don’t have nay right to disturb him.

5. An engineer can build a car, space ship and they even can make time machine. However they just can’t build a relationship with a girl.

6. An engineer don’t care for the rise in rate of petrol or gold but they get mad when cigarette costs Rs.2.45 instead of 2.40.

7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem than they will create one and would start solving it.

8. An engineer touches his car and phone more than his girl, if he have.

9. An engineer can have Dr. title but a doctor can’t have Er. title.

10. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final expression.

11. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because you’re CUTE. This is how Engineers flirt.

12. Non engineers have great mind, genius mind , brilliant mind but an engineer never mind.

13. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking attendance.

14. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.

15. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this.

16. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.

17. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents.

18. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.

19. The most common dialogue on the opening day of an engineering college is, “Bhai, iss saal bhi koi khaas ladkiya nahi hain!”

20. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having a bottle of beer in his hand......

Engineering rocks!

wish u all a very happy engineers day!!!

Fullto Puneri - Chitale Bandhu

·         वेळ: दुपारचे १:५९.
स्थऴ: चितळे बंधू, डेक्कन, पुणे.

दुकानाचे शटर खाली अोढले जात असते. शटर बंद होणार इतक्यात एक जण जोरात सरपटत आत िशरतो.
...
तो िचतळ्यांना म्हणतो "आज मी कोणत्याही पिरस्थीतीत दोन नंतर बाकरवडी घेऊन दाखवणार..!"

बाहेर सगळी गर्दी जमा होऊन बघत असते...

१० मिनटे आत जोरदार आदळ-आपट चालू असल्याचा आवाज येत असतो...

तेवढ्यात शटर उघडले जाते व तो माणूस िरकाम्या हाती जीव घेऊन पळून जातो.

भाऊसाहेब िचतळे हात झटकत बाहेर येतात. लोक िवचारतात, "काय झालं?"

भाऊसाहेब: "कुठून कठून येतात..., म्हणे दुपारी दोन नंतर बाकरवडी घेऊन दाखवतो...."

लोक: "कोण होता तो?"

भाऊसाहेब: "काय माहीत, पण नाव काहीतरी 'रजनीकांत' असे सांगत होता..."

Funtoon - Indian Politics

Funtoon - Generation Gap

Best moments of life

13 Best moments of life:

1.To fall in love.
.
2.To clear your last exam.
.
3.To wake up and realize
its still
possible
to sleep.
.
4.To get a phone call
saying class is
cancelled.
.
5.To feel butterflies every
time you
see
THAT PERSON..
.
6.To see an old friend
again and to
feel
that things have not
Changed..
.
7.To touch the fingers of
newly
born child..
.
8.Speaking to an old friend
on
sunday
evening..
.
9.Waiting for a call or
message from
your loved one when you
are
alone..
.
10.Walking alone on a
silent road at
night
and listening to your
favourite
songs..
.
11.Riding on a highway
while its
raining
.
12.Speaking to the special
one on
phone
while standing infront of
the
mirror.
.
Feels just Awesome :)
.
and the last one is 'rite
now'..
.
13.While reading this there
was constant
smile on your face which
was one
of the best moments I
believe..!
.
Keep smiling, It really suits
u...! :)

Everything in this world is pretty simple,
the only problem is,
u hv to be genius to understand simplicity

108 Ganesha Names and their meanings

108 Names of Lord Ganesha (with meanings)

1. Akhurath – One who has Mouse as His Charioteer

2. Alampata –Ever Eternal Lord

3. Amit –Incomparable Lord

4. Anantachidrupamayam – Infinite and Consciousness Personified

5. Avaneesh – Lord of the whole World

6. Avighna – Remover of Obstacles

7. Balaganapati –Beloved and Lovable Child

8. Bhalchandra –Moon-Crested Lord

9. Bheema – Huge and Gigantic

10. Bhupati – Lord of the Gods

11. Bhuvanpati – God of the Gods

12. Buddhinath – God of Wisdom

13. Buddhipriya –Knowledge Bestower

14. Buddhividhata –God of Knowledge

15. Chaturbhuj – One who has Four Arms

16. Devadeva – Lord of All Lords

17. Devantakanashakarin – Destroyer of Evils And Asuras

18. Devavrata – One who accepts all Penances

19. Devendrashika –Protector of All Gods

20. Dharmik – One who gives Charity

21. Dhoomravarna –Smoke-Hued Lord

22. Durja – Invincible Lord

23. Dvaimatura – One who has two Mothers

24. Ekaakshara – He of the Single Syllable

25. Ekadanta – Single-Tusked Lord

26. Ekadrishta –Single-Tusked Lord

27. Eshanputra – Lord Shiva’s Son

28. Gadadhara – One who has The Mace as His Weapon

29. Gajakarna – One who has Eyes like an Elephant

30. Gajanana –Elephant-Faced Lord

31. Gajananeti –Elephant-Faced Lord

32. Gajavakra – Trunk of The Elephant

33. Gajavaktra – One who has Mouth like An Elephant

34. Ganadhakshya –Lord of All Ganas (Gods)

35. Ganadhyakshina –Leader of All The Celestial Bodies

36. Ganapati – Lord of All Ganas (Gods)

37. Gaurisuta – The Son of Gauri (Parvati)

38. Gunina – One who is The Master of All Virtues

39. Haridra – One who is Golden Coloured

40. Heramba –Mother’s Beloved Son

41. Kapila – Yellowish-Brown Coloured

42. Kaveesha – Master of Poets

43. Krti – Lord of Music

44. Kripalu – Merciful Lord

45. Krishapingaksha –Yellowish-Brown Eyed

46. Kshamakaram –The Place of Forgiveness

47. Kshipra – One who is easy to Appease

48. Lambakarna –Large-Eared Lord

49. Lambodara – The Huge Bellied Lord

50. Mahabala –Enormously Strong Lord

51. Mahaganapati –Omnipotent and Supreme Lord

52. Maheshwaram –Lord of The Universe

53. Mangalamurti –All Auspicious Lord

54. Manomay –Winner of Hearts

55. Mrityuanjaya –Conqueror of Death

56. Mundakarama –Abode of Happiness

57. Muktidaya –Bestower of Eternal Bliss

58. Musikvahana –One who has mouse As charioteer

59. Nadapratithishta –One who Appreciates And Loves Music

60. Namasthetu –Vanquisher of All Evils & Vices & Sins

61. Nandana – Lord Shiva’s Son

62. Nideeshwaram –Giver of Wealth and Treasures

63. Omkara – One who has the Form Of OM

64. Pitambara – One who has Yellow-Coloured Body

65. Pramoda – Lord of All Abodes

66. Prathameshwara –First Among All

67. Purush – The Omnipotent Personality

68. Rakta – One who has Red-Coloured Body

69. Rudrapriya –Beloved Of Lord Shiva

70. Sarvadevatman –Acceptor of All Celestial Offerings

71. Sarvasiddhanta –Bestower of Skills And Wisdom

72. Sarvatman –Protector of The Universe

73. Shambhavi – The Son of Parvati

74. Shashivarnam –One who has a Moon Like Complexion

75. Shoorpakarna –Large-Eared Lord

76. Shuban – All Auspicious Lord

77. Shubhagunakanan – One who is The Master of All Virtues

78. Shweta – One who is as Pure as the White Colour

79. Siddhidhata –Bestower of Success & Accomplishments

80. Siddhipriya –Bestower of Wishes and Boons

81. Siddhivinayaka –Bestower of Success

82. Skandapurvaja –Elder Brother of Skand (Lord Kartik)

83. Sumukha –Auspicious Face

84. Sureshwaram –Lord of All Lords

85. Swaroop – Lover of Beauty

86. Tarun Ageless

87. Uddanda –Nemesis of Evils and Vices

88. Umaputra – The Son of Goddess Uma (Parvati)

89. Vakratunda –Curved Trunk Lord

90. Varaganapati –Bestower of Boons

91. Varaprada –Granter of Wishes and Boons

92. Varadavinayaka –Bestower of Success

93. Veeraganapati –Heroic Lord

94. Vidyavaridhi –God of Wisdom

95. Vighnahara –Remover of Obstacles

96. Vignaharta –Demolisher of Obstacles

97. Vighnaraja – Lord of All Hindrances

98. Vighnarajendra –Lord of All Obstacles

99.Vighnavinashanaya –Destroyer of All Obstacles & Impediments

100. Vigneshwara –Lord of All Obstacles

101. Vikat – Huge and Gigantic

102. Vinayaka – Lord of All

103. Vishwamukha –Master of The Universe

104. Vishwaraja –King of The World

105. Yagnakaya –Acceptor of All Sacred & Sacrficial Offerings

106. Yashaskaram –Bestower of Fame and Fortune

107. Yashvasin –Beloved and Ever Popular Lord.

108. Yogadhipa – The Lord of Meditation

Message from Ganapati Utsava

What is the significance of worshiping Lord Ganesha?

Vinayaka is the Lord who removes all obstacles. The elephant is noted for its acute intelligence. Ganesha's elephant head symbolises sharpness of intellect and the highest power of discrimination. In a forest, when an elephant moves through the jungle, it clears all the obstacles, and leads the way for others to follow. Likewise, worship Ganesha at the start of any activity. His Grace is sufficient to clear all the obstacles in your path and grant success in your undertakings. The small mouse is a clever and lively creature. Symbolically it implies that we should be wise, agile and diligent in our actions. Vinayaka is a deity of infinite potency, who encompasses the entire universe within Himself. Accord Him a place of honour and secure His Grace. Then your journey of life will be made smoother and happier.

Happy Vinayaka Chavithi/Ganapathi Utsav...

Marathi Poem - Thoda break haway yaar

थकलोय मी फार,
थोडा break हवाय यार.
धावपळीतून थोडेतरी क्षण विश्रांतीचे चार,
थोडा break हवाय यार.
किती वाटलं ओझं तरीही
ते माझंच आहे,
जरी ते माझंच असलं तरी
ओझ ते ओझंच आहे.
थोडावेळ तरी उतरवून
ठेवू का हा भार ?
थोडा break हवाय यार.
ढिगभराच्या कष्टामधून
मुठभरसे सुख्ख हवेय,
घास सुख्खाचा खाण्यासाठी निवांत वेळ कुठेय.
आज थोडं थांबू द्या,
उद्या होईन ना मी तयार.
थोडा break हवाय यार.
future च्या plans मुळे
present वरच पडलय पाणी,
ambitions चा गळ टाकून
बसलाय अदृश्य कोणी.
home loan फेडता फेडता
home मधेच alone झालोय.
corporate targets पूर्ण करून emotionless
zone झालोय.
before forty सर्व पार करायचय distance is
so far.
थोडा break हवाय यार.
कळलच नाही कधी पाउस गेला
थंडी आली,
आणि काय काय झाले बदल,
कळलच नाही कधी झाली आपलेपणाची पानगळ.
गर्दीत ओळखीच्यापैकी कुणालाच ओळखता येत
नाही,
तेव्हा VanHusen चा shirt हि थेंबभराच सुख्ख
देत नाही.
कळत नाही कधी
झालो इतका परका,
smile च्या formality मुळे प्रत्येकजण
दिसतो एक सारखा.
हा status, कि space सबकुच वाटतेय बेकार....
थोडा break हवाय यार...

Bappa Morya

Funny Laws

Law of equality :

The time taken by a wife when she says I will get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal u in 5 min!

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Law of Queue:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

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Law of Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.

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Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

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Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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Bath Theorem:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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Law of Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

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Law of the Result:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 

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Law of Bio mechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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Theatre Rule:

People with the seats at the farthest from the screen arrive last.

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Law of Coffee:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.

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Law of Proposal :

After you accept a proposal you will get a better one..

Funny English Language

Khatron ke khiladi

Good Thoughts

ईश्वर का दिया कभी अल्प नहीं होता;
जो टूट जाये वो संकल्प नहीं होता;
हार को लक्ष्य से दूर ही रखना;
क्योंकि जीत का कोई विकल्प नहीं होता।

जिंदगी में दो चीज़ें हमेशा टूटने के लिए ही होती हैं:
"सांस और साथ"
सांस टूटने से तो इंसान 1 ही बार मरता है;
पर किसी का साथ टूटने से इंसान पल-पल मरता है।

जीवन का सबसे बड़ा अपराध - किसी की आँख में आंसू आपकी वजह से होना।
और
जीवन की सबसे बड़ी उपलब्धि - किसी की आँख में आंसू आपके लिए होना।

जिंदगी जीना आसान नहीं होता;
बिना संघर्ष कोई महान नहीं होता;
जब तक न पड़े हथोड़े की चोट;
पत्थर भी भगवान नहीं होता।

जरुरत के मुताबिक जिंदगी जिओ - ख्वाहिशों के मुताबिक नहीं।
क्योंकि जरुरत तो फकीरों की भी पूरी हो जाती है;
और ख्वाहिशें बादशाहों की भी अधूरी रह जाती है।

मनुष्य सुबह से शाम तक काम करके उतना नहीं थकता;
जितना क्रोध और चिंता से एक क्षण में थक जाता है।

दुनिया में कोई भी चीज़ अपने आपके लिए नहीं बनी है।
जैसे:
दरिया - खुद अपना पानी नहीं पीता।
पेड़ - खुद अपना फल नहीं खाते।
सूरज - अपने लिए हररात नहीं देता।
फूल - अपनी खुशबु अपने लिए नहीं बिखेरते।
मालूम है क्यों?
क्योंकि दूसरों के लिए ही जीना ही असली जिंदगी है।

मांगो तो अपने रब से मांगो;
जो दे तो रहमत और न दे तो किस्मत;
लेकिन दुनिया से हरगिज़ मत माँगना;
क्योंकि दे तो एहसान और न दे तो शर्मिंदगी।

कभी भी 'कामयाबी' को दिमाग और 'नकामी' को दिल में जगह नहीं देनी चाहिए।
क्योंकि, कामयाबी दिमाग में घमंड और नकामी दिल में मायूसी पैदा करती है।

कौन देता है उम्र भर का सहारा। लोग तो जनाज़े में भी कंधे बदलते रहते हैं।

कोई व्यक्ति कितना ही महान क्यों न हो, आंखे मूंदकर उसके पीछे न चलिए।
यदि ईश्वर की ऐसी ही मंशा होती तो वह हर प्राणी को आंख, नाक, कान, मुंह, मस्तिष्क आदि क्यों देता?

Teachings from Hollywood and Bollywood Movies

Hollywood and Bollywood Movies...

5 things American Movies Teach Us:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.

2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.

3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote Basketball/Baseball.

4. Aliens have special interest in attacking the U.S.

5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves & vampires.

5 things Indian Movies teach us:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.

2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry, whichever wire you cut... you always choose the right one".

3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wounds.

4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.
The most hilarious one...

5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.

An appeal to every true Indian

Funtoon - Consoling Rupee

Sardar special

Sardar continued...

Sardar road pe potty kar raha tha.
Police ne use pakad liya. Jab use le jaane lage to sardar bola kanoon ke rakhwalon, saboot to utha lo...

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Sardar:- Yaar toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya h.
Dukardar:- 1 baal toota to naya Q le rahe ho.
Sardar:- Jo tuta h wo akhiri tha...
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Sardar:- Bhai 2 ticket dena.
Conductor:- 2 kyu.
Sardar:- 1 kho jaye to dusra kaam ayega.
Conductor:- Agar dono kho gaye to.
Sardar:- Abe fir paas kab kaam ayega.

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Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..?
Kyunki sardarji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h...

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Sardar flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot:-
Ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno...

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Sardarni:- Please bike tez na chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.
Sardar:- Agar tujhe bhi dar lag raha h to meri tarah ankhein band kar le...
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Sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.
Aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya
kamino aaj to amawasya h, chand to hoga hi nahi...

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1 Sardar ko exam me koi sawal nahi aata tha to sardar ne har sawal ke neche |||||||||| lines laga di or likha Scratch kar ke answer padh lo...

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Sardar ne apni wife ko 1 whisky ka peg diya to wife:- Chhiiii !! kitna kadva h.
Sardar:- Aur tu sochti h main roz Ash karta hu...
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1 bar 300 sardar ship me travel kar rahe the lekin sare maar gaye.
Kese..?
Ship bichme khrab hua to dhaka dene niche uter gaye...

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Sardar jungle se ja rha tha to 1 chudail ne use rok ke kha:- Hu Hu
Ha Ha Ha... Rukja main chudail hu.
Sardar:- Mainu pata h. Teri 1
behan mere naal hi vyaahi h.

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Sardar hotel me murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhul gaya. Waiter:- What do u like to
have sir.?
Sardar:- 1 Plate Egg's father...

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Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga:- Banglore aya Banglore, Balle balle.
Air hostess:- Hello sir b silent.
Sardar:- Ok, anglore aya anglore,
alle alle.

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Sardar:- Tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho..?
Halwai:- 30 saal se.
Sardar:- Badi sharm ki baat h tum se aaj tak jalebi sidhi nahi bani.

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Sardar wrong side car chala rha tha to bola:- O shit, Aaj phir late ho gaya sare log wapas jaa rahe hai...
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Sardar 1st time plane me baitha,
jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha sardar pilot ko maarne laga aur
bola:- Saale main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar rha h.
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PJ

Khatarnak PJs..

Open at your own risk !!!

Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
.
Think Think....
.
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Its because....
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Monday is a Weak Day....

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Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?
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Ans: On Television.. ..
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Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?
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Guess plz....
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He'll ask:
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"Where is Pop Corn?"
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Q: What is the full form of CNBC ???
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It means....
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Cartoon Network for Business Community !!
___________ _________ _________ _______

Q) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.
___________ _________ _________ _______

Q) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.
___________ _________ _________ _______
Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
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ANS:
Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....
___________ _________ _________ _______

Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple ???
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Guess???
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MARUTI 800!!!
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Q: Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?
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Socho....
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Kol-Kata.... .
___________ _________ _________ _______
Bear this PJ !!

Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
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Simple!

The Latter is Vaccinated.. .!!

Message from Dahi-Handi

What is the learning out of the famous dahi hundi which is dedicated to The Lord ?

Unless you build a base, build your team, build your career with fundamentals,  you can't reach the top and have malai/makkan. 

If you are not able to reach top, you need to relook at your strategies, re look at your plan & re look at the people rather than blaming your fate, your team, your family, your organization, your boss... In reality a Krishna will be born in front of you, form a team with fundamentals and climb in front of you. Full your mind with positive thought and build a strong team. You need not have answers for all the question. Why are we celebrating dahi hundi every year? So that we rebuild and keep achieving it year on year... A lesson to be learnt in every mythological story!

Happy Janmashtami!

Gopi ko thoda round ghuma ke,

Krishna k jaise murali baja ke,

Dahi me thodi mishari mila ke,

Aa jao sare mood bana ke..

All d krishna fans

THALAIVA

We dont miss d chance

THALAIVA

MURLI DANCE MURLI DANCE
MURLI DANCE MURLI DANCE
MURLI DANCE MURLI DANCE

Happy Janmashtami.. :-)

Funtoon - Onion price rise

Funtoon

Funny Call summary

Different types of 
  Call summaries:

   Boy to boy!
     00:00:59

    Boy to mom!
     00:00:50

    Boy to dad!
      00:00:30

     Boy to girl!
      01:23:59

     Girl to girl!
      05:29:59

     Girl to boy!
       miss call

  Wife to Husband:
   Not Responding

Full2 Puneri

Funtoon - Begging style

Onion price-rise

Just now, we came to know the real reason for the price-rise of Onions.

Well, actually Rajanikanth has ordered Onion Uthappa.

Full2 Puneri

With love to Punekars!! Once upon a time in pune !!

Sathe ekda Bapat la saangat hote .. Aho te Lele ahet na, tyanni mhane tyanchya navacha rubber stamp banavla ahe .. Gammat mhanje tyanni ekach 'Le' banavla ahe ani donda stamp kartat !

Bapat mhanale aho hyat kaay vishesh .. te Gokhale ani Godbole ahet na tyanni fakt 'Gokha' ani 'Godbo' stamp banavla ahe; Lelencha 'Le' magun gheun jatat!

Rajani is back

All new series of Rajanikanth:

Rajanikanth was shot today... Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral!

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 Rajanikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'!

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 Rajanikanth can draw a straight line with a compass!

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 Rajanikanth knows who let the dogs out!!

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 Rajanikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale!

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The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajanikanth`s signature!!!

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Rajanikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!!

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Rajanikanth is the secret of Boost`s
energy;
and Complan is a Rajanikanth boy!

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Rajanikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but
Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!!

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Intel's new ad: "Rajanikanth Inside"
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When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajanikanth.
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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJANIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!!
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The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!
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An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajanikanth stopped it in Lonawala!
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Rajanikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
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Only Rajanikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.
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Rajanikanth is the person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
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Rajanikanth went to the world cooking championship...of course Rajani won. But guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.

More Rajanikanth

Funtoon - Marriage Secrets

Funtoon - Office Blues

Santa's Password

Marathi Graffiti

Funtoon

Funtoon - Gala sab ka sukhata hai, dar sabako lagata hai

Marathi PJ

चिंगी - परीक्षा हॉल मध्ये
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चिंगी - झंप्या मी उत्तरपत्रिकेत सर्वात पहिले काय लिहू ????
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झंप्या - सांगतो तुला , ल्ही ...:-D
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..." या उत्तरपत्रिकेवर लिहिलेले सर्व उत्तरे काल्पनिक आहेत ,
याचा कोणत्याही पुस्तकाच्या वास्तविकतेशी काहीही संबंध नाही ,
आणि जरी संबंद आढळून आलाच , तर तो एक फक्त योगायोग समजावा "

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एक कमी शिकलेली बाई एटीएम जवळ गेली..

बाहेर जवळच उभ्या असलेल्या चम्प्याला म्हणाली,

“बेटा, मला माझे बेलेंस चेक करायचंय..

थोडी मदत करशील का?”

चम्प्या : हो हो.. का नाही..
म्हणत चम्प्याने तिला एक धक्का दिला..
ती बाई धपकन पडली..
त्यावर चम्प्या म्हणाला,
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“मावशी.., तुमचा बेलेंस खूपच खराब आहे..

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एक टोपीवाला गावातून जात असतो, तो दमतो, म्हणून झाडाखाली विश्रांती घेतो...

उठून पाहतो तर झाडावरच्या माकडांनी त्याच्या टोप्या पळवल्या असतात...

त्याला आजोबांची गोष्ट आठवते...
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तो स्वताकडची दुसरी टोपी जमिनीवर रागाने आपटतो...

पण यावेळी झाडावरची माकड त्याच अनुकरण करत नाहीत....

उलट १ माकड दात दाखवून बोलतो, "काय रे शहाण्या, आजोबा काय फक्त तुलाच होते का???"

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शिक्षक : मुलांनो सुभाषिताचा अर्थ सांगा -

“दक्षिणे लक्ष्मणो यस्य वामे तू जनकात्मजा ..”

विद्यार्थी : सोपा आहे गुरुजी.

'दक्षिणेकडून लक्ष्मण आला आणि म्हणाला, "वा जनका तुझी मजा आहे…"'  

Unknown meanings of known words

Did u know the Meanings of these words :-

News = North East West South.

Chess = Chariot,Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.

Cold = chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.

Joke = Joy of Kids Entertainment.

Aim = Ambition in Mind.

Date = Day and Time Evolution.

Eat = Energy And Taste.

Tea = Taste And Energy Admitted.

Pen = Power Enriched in Nib.

Smile = Sweet Memories In Lips Expression.

Bye = Be with You Every-time.

Some PJ

Gabbar - Kitne Admi the?

Kalia - Sarkar 2

Gabbar= Mujhe ginti nahi Aati, 2 kya hota hai?

Kalia - 2, 1 ke Baad Aata hai.

Gabbar - Or 2 k pehle?

Kalia - 2 k pehle 1 Aata hai.

Gabbar - To bich me kaun Aata hai?

Kalia - Bich me koi nahi Aata

Gabbar - To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi Aate?

Kalia - 2, 1 k baad hi aa sakta hai Q ki 2,1 se bada hai..

Gabar - 2, 1 se Kitna bada hai?

Kalia - Kutte...! goli marni hai to mar de, Tera namak khaya hai, CHAWANPRASH Nahi...;)

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 डॉक्टरांनी दिनू ला प्लास्टिक सर्जरी करून नवीन कान बसवला...
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दिनू : डॉक्टर तुम्ही मूर्ख आहात का?? तुम्ही मला एका स्त्रीचा कान बसवलाय...!!
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डॉक्टर: दोन्ही मध्ये काही फरक नाही ऐकू तर येतंय ना...
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दिनू : फरक आहे...
मला ऐकू तर येतंय पण काही कळत नाहीये...

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Teacher : What would you do to make "SEVEN" an even number ?

Golu : By subtracting one from it.

Teacher : Very Good!

Any other way of doing it ?

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Pappu : By subtracting "S" from it. ;)

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"Dost Aye The Kabar Pe Diya
Jalane
Ke Liye"
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GAUR FARMAIYE
Dost Aye The Kbr Pe Dia Jalane
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Rakha Hua Phool B Le Gye
kamine Valentine Day Manane K
Liye :'( :( :p

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 Snta ne Evrest Pe Dekha, 3 Baba Bethe The Or Tambaku Ragad Rhe The

Snta-Baba Ye Kya h?

Baba-Masala!
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Snta-O Teri Ki, Evrest Masale Aap Bnate Ho?.......